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Husband & Wife – Short Jokes

By on October 5, 2011 in Jokes

Wife: What do you like most about me, my Beauty or my Intelligence?

Husband: I love it more when you joke like this!!

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 Sameer: Ahmed, what exactly is happiness?

Ahmed: Frankly speaking, I don’t know. I married at a young age.

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 Wife: Please give me $250 for home expenses.

Husband: You need to have intelligence, more than having money.

Wife: I am asking only that which you have!!!

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When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, It is love;

After marriage: It is self-defense

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

 

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41 Responses to Husband & Wife – Short Jokes

  1. Hiccup March 2, 2013 at 4:52 PM #

    Hello peepsss basicly yehhh cotton,candy inside a toothpick! Neva buy its a massiv rip of u only get hardly,a strandddd
    U gett me
    Yeh? No?
    I mean hajaa hahaha joeks

  2. M.Yahia January 20, 2012 at 7:42 PM #

    funy funy hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  3. DAN AUTA January 12, 2012 at 9:25 AM #

    MHM! It  is not only about wedding ring alone but that 3 letters consent  YES, I DO or the 5 letter  AGREE or ACCEPT are the chain not even handcuffs.Guys think positive B4 U embark.

  4. Salman January 10, 2012 at 9:12 PM #

    very good I will share these jokes with my wife if there is some wrong so responsible will be the sender of jokes
    HAHAHAHA

  5. Mnawazmd January 10, 2012 at 8:39 AM #

    who r u sara.?.i dont knw u.y r u sending me mails this…pls stoing sending..

  6. Mudassir siddiq January 10, 2012 at 7:50 AM #

    So true,
    good lesson for unmarried people, i will defiantly keep in mind when i will be married,

  7. Mudassir siddiq January 10, 2012 at 7:50 AM #

    So true,
    good lesson for unmarried people, i will defiantly keep in mind when i will be married,

  8. mirz January 10, 2012 at 5:47 AM #

    awesome

  9. Farah Naz December 14, 2011 at 6:07 AM #

    its true for those, have facing the problems after getting married……………..

  10. Shabbirjan December 14, 2011 at 6:05 AM #

    little bit true …………

  11. Dr-maya1235 October 15, 2011 at 1:51 PM #

    LoOoOoL 😀

  12. Anonymous October 9, 2011 at 4:23 AM #

    Love is most pretty gift to us by god. Love is everything. When they are in love, they forget everything. They cannot imagine the life without love. In the event you are falling in love & looking for sweet love quote about falling in love , then you come to right place.

  13. Lakhani October 8, 2011 at 4:22 PM #

    Not funny. 

    Why always man have to get sacrificed?

  14. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 7, 2011 at 4:00 AM #

    LMAO really loved them
    these can be helpful especially before getting married lol
    need to learn something haa 😛

  15. Junedayz October 6, 2011 at 11:25 AM #

    hhhhhhhhhhhh….nice! the frst 1 is cute 🙂

  16. Mubarek Alamin85 October 5, 2011 at 6:25 PM #

    mini handcuff very funny

  17. Shakabansh5 October 5, 2011 at 12:11 PM #

    Hi,Sara : Specially in this time before get married each individual  need to have a course to learn how to trea each other.This is long term of life ,love , support ,understand each others and alot things also no different between him & her , finally the money not every thing the love relation the most important.Thanks Sara.

    • Sara October 5, 2011 at 2:21 PM #

      @88b1bf625bdc85bfac8db5277a03369f:disqus Thanks for your nice words. Editor – Sara

    • Sara October 6, 2011 at 1:26 AM #

      Thanks Shakabansh !!

  18. mustafa October 5, 2011 at 10:34 AM #

    seems you meant Sameera in the second joke because Sameer is a man

  19. Eloseryi October 5, 2011 at 10:29 AM #

    Thank you for these funny nice jokes

  20. Mohamed Elbanna October 5, 2011 at 10:17 AM #

    very nice and funny

  21. Asif Arif October 5, 2011 at 6:29 AM #

    ryThat is really funny ………i read ur jokes every day ……i likes ur jokes
    ASI ARIF 

  22. Abier October 5, 2011 at 6:20 AM #

    “Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!”
    LOL watch out guys!! 😀

    • Shåfëéq Êp Kãrïýåd October 5, 2011 at 12:40 PM #

      defintly ..u r ryt

    • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 7, 2011 at 4:03 AM #

      LOL quote quote “Husband: I love it more when you joke like this!!
      ”
      that was a joke so dnt believe it true Abier, so u guys watch out jp lol haa

      • Abier October 7, 2011 at 6:09 AM #

        hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa do you think i’m stupid yousef? i know it’s a joke and that’s why i’m laughing (if you didn’t notice XD) :D:D:D:D

        but still: watch out guys!!!! 😛

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 8, 2011 at 2:55 AM #

          haaa lol i know that, but still U better watch ur back haa
          nd lol at the other comment i said dnt cmnt nd u go ahead nd say ok i wont cmnt lmaoo illy Abier 😛

          • Abier October 8, 2011 at 11:44 AM #

            okey i’ll watch my back….. but u also have to watch ur back!!! 😀
            hahahahahahaaaaa i knew you would notice that! 😛 but i’m not ill……. :'( lol

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 8, 2011 at 7:13 PM #

            okay i gotch ur back if anything happens so u dnt have to worry anymore lol
            nd haaa lol :ppp

          • Abier October 8, 2011 at 7:17 PM #

            awwwwww….. for the 3rd time in your life, you’re being cute 😀
            hahahahahahahahaha 😛

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 11, 2011 at 2:59 AM #

            :)))) im getting there Abier as long as u think im being cute! haa loool
            😛 nd im there for u anytime haaa 😀

          • Abier October 11, 2011 at 9:29 AM #

            hahahahahaa okey good that you’re cute and you know it 😛
            aaawwwww! 4th time xD me too 😉
            but hey don’t become too cute because i won’t tell you that you’re cute every time you’re being cute =D LOL

            btw. what kind of music do you hear? 😛

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 14, 2011 at 11:53 PM #

            HAHAHAHAA LOL ok Abier i wont, ill just know it when ur thinking im being cute so u dnt have to say it everytime, unless u want to haa :))

            lmaoo who brought up music? anyways i try my best to not listen to music nd quit it a few times but i always go back…like right now :/ i usually listen to rap like akon, lady gaga lol, lil wayne! nd others but insha allah i stop it 🙂

          • Abier October 15, 2011 at 9:12 AM #

            lol okey how are you going to know? 😛

            just came to think of music because i was listening to a good song 😀
            we don’t have the same music taste – AT ALL!!! 😛
            hmmm….. why do you wanna stop listening to music? =)

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 16, 2011 at 10:33 PM #

            well when i can sense it i will haaa lol
            ooh thats y u wer asking lol nd what kinda taste do u got Abier, is it old country haa jk
            nd its not good cuz of what they sing about if u know what i mean nd cuz we shouldnt :))

          • Abier October 17, 2011 at 11:09 AM #

            your comment was deleted so i’m replying here 😀

            YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni wrote, in response to Abier:well when i can sense it i will haaa lol
            ooh thats y u wer asking lol nd what kinda taste do u got Abier, is it old country haa jk
            nd its not good cuz of what they sing about if u know what i mean nd cuz we shouldnt :))

            lol! how can you sense it?! :Dyeah that’s why i was asking 😛 ewwwww!!!! old country!! hahaha noooo i just don’t really listen to english music 😉 mostly arab music 😉
            ahaaaa i understand…. off course i don’t listen to the music where they say haram things nd so on… but those “normal” songs, i don’t think that there’s anything wrong with them as long as we don’t empathize with the words being sung =) but i respect ur opinion because there are different opinions about music in islam 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 28, 2011 at 7:01 PM #

            So they were deleting my posts behind my back when i wasnt here?? haa jk

            loool nd arabic music isnt bad haa i like palestinain lebanese syrian nd oooh yemeni nd iraqi sounds nice too i like how they read quran nd their music too :pp
            thank u for understanding nd respecting my opinion haa i respect urs as well… 😀

          • Abier October 29, 2011 at 12:09 AM #

            yeah u see! that was very mean!!! :O at least they could have deleted them when u were here!!! lol
            yeaaaaaah all those are great 😀 but u actually forgot egyptian O.o an yeah quran is most beautiful that you’ll ever be able to listen to! subhan Allah it gives me such an amazing feeling 😀
            u’re welcome 😀 and thanks to u too =))

  23. Lovesarasemail October 5, 2011 at 6:19 AM #

    Thanks Sara
    For awesummmmm emails as always………..these were making me lmao