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Funny Riddle Jokes

By on September 5, 2011 in Jokes, Riddles
These are a series of jokes. Try to guess before looking at the answer.
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How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Open the door and shove him in.
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How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
Open the door, take out the giraffe and put him in.
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When the lion king has his meetings, what animal doesn’t show up?
The elephant because he is in the fridge.
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How do you cross crocodile  infested waters?
Walk across, the crocs are at the meeting.

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24 Responses to Funny Riddle Jokes

  1. mustafa September 5, 2011 at 5:36 PM #

    i answered the first two

    they are quite known in egypt but the last two are new

  2. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 5, 2011 at 3:27 PM #

    lol couldnt get none! does that mean im a bit slow jkjk lmaoo
    Any Help! how can i reply to someone’s post??
    ~I hit on the reply button and type my cmnt but it doesnt say submitt or enter anywhere??
    Thanks 🙂

    • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 5, 2011 at 3:28 PM #

      oh ok i just clicked on nothing nd it posted my reply…is it supposed to be like that??

      • Guest September 5, 2011 at 6:46 PM #

        lol

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 8, 2011 at 9:52 PM #

          lol @ Guest haa 😛
          @b38fed9ed4ff104c1d550712d0b36887:disqus 

  3. Anonymous September 5, 2011 at 6:32 AM #

    I answered them all 🙂

  4. Anonymous September 5, 2011 at 6:32 AM #

    I answered them all 🙂

    • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 5, 2011 at 3:28 PM #

      how?

      • Anonymous September 6, 2011 at 6:29 AM #

        I am just extraordinary smart hahahahaha 😀

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 7, 2011 at 3:54 PM #

          LOL i guess u got that extraordinary smartness from me jk 😛
          nd Abier what are u going for, majorwise?

          • Anonymous September 7, 2011 at 8:07 PM #

            FROM YOU?! :O who are you??? 😀 hahahahahahaha
            hmmmm…. don’t know if I understood your question (not that smart right now :D). 
            If I understood it right, then my answer is that I’m going on high school, 2nd year, and after that I’m going to study medicine inshaa Allah 🙂
            If I didn’t understand your question then please explain hehe 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 7, 2011 at 10:16 PM #

            haha lol i was just messing with u, smart again lol 😛
            nd insha allah u get there
            but what do u mean 2nd year in high school, in america high school is 9th 10th 11th nd 12th grade so thats four years :/
            thanks 🙂

          • Abier Al.Madfah September 8, 2011 at 6:44 AM #

            haha I know that you were just messing with me 😀
            Inshaa Allah 🙂
            In Denmark, high school is 10th 11th and 12th grade, so I’m on 11th grade 😉
            You’re welcome ^_^

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 8, 2011 at 9:51 PM #

            :p
            fascinating! i never knew that 🙂
             nd hope the best for u! 😀

          • Abier Al.Madfah September 9, 2011 at 6:15 AM #

            yeah, but I can tell you that Denmark isn’t that fascinating it’s such a weird country :O hehe 😀
            thx a lot, hope the best for you too 😉

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 9, 2011 at 10:47 PM #

            lol well i guess i can agree with the werid country part lol 😛
            May i ask where ur from? nd take care 🙂

          • Abier Al.Madfah September 9, 2011 at 11:01 PM #

            Hehe good 😛
            I’m from Palestine, but I’m born and raised in Denmark 😉
            you too 🙂 🙂 🙂

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 11, 2011 at 11:07 AM #

            Wow really…I’m from Yemen thats why I included Al-Yemeni to my Disqus account lol that if someone wants to know they easily know I’m from Yemen without asking! 😛
            And I came to the U.S. when i was like 4 or 5 years old when pretty much stayed here, went back home like twice only and hoping to go there next summer yaaay lol
            Its really nice meeting/talkin you thou 😀 lol

          • Abier Al.Madfah September 11, 2011 at 11:48 AM #

            hehe okey I didn’t notice that hehe :i
            that not much, but I’ve never been in Palestine :'(thanks and it’s nice to meet/talk to you too 😛

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 11, 2011 at 11:05 PM #

            LOL nd hope u visit it soon like how i want to visit Yemen asap!! 😀

          • Abier Al.Madfah September 12, 2011 at 6:23 AM #

            thx, I hope that too 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 11, 2011 at 11:07 AM #

            Wow really…I’m from Yemen thats why I included Al-Yemeni to my Disqus account lol that if someone wants to know they easily know I’m from Yemen without asking! 😛
            And I came to the U.S. when i was like 4 or 5 years old when pretty much stayed here, went back home like twice only and hoping to go there next summer yaaay lol
            Its really nice meeting/talkin you thou 😀 lol