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Husband & Wife – Funny Conversations

By on August 5, 2011 in Jokes

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents

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Why do married men gain weight while bachelors do not?

Bachelors go to the fridge see nothing they want and go to bed.

Married men go to bed see nothing they want and go to the fridge

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Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?’

Husband: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’

Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’

Husband: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’

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29 Responses to Husband & Wife – Funny Conversations

  1. Aleem Jamiu January 24, 2014 at 3:36 AM #

    Sara,you are very wonderful, I think Almighty Allah is using you in the life so many families,more grace to your elbow.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ January 24, 2014 at 8:38 AM #

      Thank you for such wonderful words. All Praise is due to Allah ^_^

  2. lamis March 10, 2013 at 9:32 PM #

    very funny

  3. Rafiq Ahmed February 4, 2013 at 10:26 AM #

    WIFE – Worries Invited For Ever.

    WIFE – Wonderful Instrument For Enjoyment.

  4. tahir January 12, 2013 at 3:59 PM #

    great.. i have some fun to share with my wife
    thanks

  5. Kashif December 19, 2012 at 11:17 AM #

    I Like it specially,
    *Specially Why married men gain weight*..!

    haahahhahah

  6. annomous June 21, 2012 at 8:12 PM #

    hi sara,as i sed before u always critisize women in ur jkes!:@ why??:?

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 3:59 PM #

      Jokes are meant for enjoyment, dear.
      Sometimes the jokes are in favor of men and sometimes women. -:)

  7. ISMAIL June 20, 2012 at 12:33 PM #

    this is great lesson for those who want to learn

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 4:03 PM #

      Yup! -:)

  8. sharif123 May 16, 2012 at 12:05 AM #

    Great Sara. Sometimes add some jokes about mother -in-law

  9. wasim May 15, 2012 at 5:50 PM #

    Nice quotations 🙂
    Dont think these as jokes 🙂

  10. nacira August 30, 2011 at 9:49 AM #

    looooooooool   so funny

  11. Junedayz August 5, 2011 at 8:05 PM #

    haha! but man get fat after they get married because their wife would  cook and stuff him after his hard day at work…and then he sleeps..but unmarried people would deffinately go somewhere and lose all the food they ate!!!

  12. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 5, 2011 at 6:14 PM #

    hahaa lmaoo married couples! i wonder if we’re going to be like that jk lol
    thanks 🙂

  13. Kalilkojo August 5, 2011 at 6:06 PM #

    the wife was very smart when she said to her husband it’s mean with idiot for ever
    huhu hahaaha hoho haehehe

  14. Shakabansh5 August 5, 2011 at 5:46 PM #

    Hi Sara: He bought 3 movie tickets for his wife and her parent only ,why ? because he got a date the life with eachathors does not match. 

  15. Anonymous August 5, 2011 at 3:16 PM #

    HAHAHAHA how can they be so mean to each other? Not every man or woman is like that 😉

  16. mustafa August 5, 2011 at 2:53 PM #

    i don’t find them funny

    • AFATSUM July 12, 2014 at 5:04 PM #

      WHAT YOU SAID IS FUNNY LOL!

  17. Hhm58 August 5, 2011 at 1:31 PM #

    Just love it,thugh,not all true,we r not perfect

  18. Humayundaud August 5, 2011 at 11:05 AM #

    hahaha, lol, nice 🙂 …

  19. Mujeeb August 5, 2011 at 9:40 AM #

    Excellent Sara. God bless you .

  20. Yahya Mubarik August 5, 2011 at 9:36 AM #

    nice,but my will wife will throw the computer out.

  21. Abdulquazi August 5, 2011 at 9:19 AM #

    It’s a holy month so I want to keep my mouth shut.

  22. Abdulquazi August 5, 2011 at 9:19 AM #

    It’s a holy month so I want to keep my mouth shut.

    • Lakhani August 5, 2011 at 3:57 PM #

      So you let your mouth running other 11 months?

      Just kidding Brother!

  23. Arabisc Co August 5, 2011 at 6:52 AM #

    hhhhh so nice 

  24. Mohammadkhan14 August 5, 2011 at 6:26 AM #

    nice one….