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Funny Poem – Read it to your Foes

Wish you luck, wish you joy

May you have a baby boy.

When his hair starts to curl

May you have a baby girl.

When she starts wearing pins

May you have a pair of twins.

When your twins turn to four

May you have three babies more.

And if you go on this scheme

You will have a Football Team.

 

(Contributed by Umar Shah)


22 Responses to Funny Poem – Read it to your Foes

  1. fathima a October 10, 2013 at 10:20 AM #

    I would try it on my future enemy if i get chance..lol…thank you sara….

  2. Anu September 25, 2013 at 12:13 AM #

    funny rhyming poem

    • Ali - Admin September 25, 2013 at 2:23 PM #

      Glad you Enjoyed Anu.

  3. VENU August 20, 2013 at 10:38 AM #

    VERY FUNNY, I LIKED IT VERY MUCH

    • Ali - Admin August 21, 2013 at 2:58 PM #

      Glad you liked it.
      Please share it with your friends as well.

  4. abdul August 17, 2013 at 4:14 PM #

    when you have a football team
    may they always shout and scream

  5. Mashroor December 7, 2012 at 5:30 PM #

    Mashallah ! That will make a nice family… I love many children..!

  6. Munira October 30, 2012 at 2:03 PM #

    🙂
    really a very funny poem !

  7. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 7:53 PM #

    Or a cricket team, too!

    But seriously. We must limit our population as the earth cannot hold 6 billion people going on 7 billion.

    True Allah will provide for us all.

    But he has also gifted us with a brain, apart from our reproductive organs. We really do not need to have so many babies.

    Look at a lemon. It has 10 to 12 seeds each. And one Lemon Tree from ONE only seed will give hundreds of lemons every year. Imagine if all the lemon seeds had become lemon trees, there would be no space for human beings.

    Think, please before you all lambast me.

    Thank you, Sara, all the same.

  8. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 7:53 PM #

    Or a cricket team, too!

    But seriously. We must limit our population as the earth cannot hold 6 billion people going on 7 billion.

    True Allah will provide for us all.

    But he has also gifted us with a brain, apart from our reproductive organs. We really do not need to have so many babies.

    Look at a lemon. It has 10 to 12 seeds each. And one Lemon Tree from ONE only seed will give hundreds of lemons every year. Imagine if all the lemon seeds had become lemon trees, there would be no space for human beings.

    Think, please before you all lambast me.

    Thank you, Sara, all the same.

  9. Rajiv Jhangiani August 23, 2012 at 11:44 AM #

    thanks for such a superb poem

    • Sara - Admin August 25, 2012 at 8:19 PM #

      Welcome Rajiv!

  10. Dr. Md. Golam Mostafa May 13, 2012 at 11:45 AM #

    You can have not only soccer team but also have Hokey, Ice Hokey, Cricket, Hand Ball, Volley Ball, Basket Ball, Rugby team, and what not. Mom will a manager and Dad will be a coach. They could be a universal team and be able to play in any country against any team for any type of games and sports. Especial Thanks to Umar Shah for contributing such a hilarious poem.

  11. jamil April 11, 2012 at 7:07 PM #

    This prayer does not go to an enemy, in african culture the more you born, the more prosperity.

  12. shameem March 30, 2012 at 1:03 PM #

    wow!! very nice!

  13. Zeeshannoor7 June 28, 2011 at 8:56 AM #

    LOL ,

  14. Goldypearl June 26, 2011 at 9:22 AM #

    very nice one, thanks for this.

  15. Amr nawar June 26, 2011 at 8:04 AM #

    Funny funny poem,congratulation for your sister Abier & thank you Sara.

  16. Anonymous June 25, 2011 at 4:40 PM #

    hahaa lmaoo i will, ill even post it on Facebook LOL
    nice! thanks 🙂

  17. Tausif Husain June 25, 2011 at 2:44 PM #

    thanksssssss sara admin 
    you r so good

  18. Abier June 25, 2011 at 11:02 AM #

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha i don’t think i’ll read it to my foes, but to my newly married sister 😀

  19. Wael B June 25, 2011 at 10:48 AM #

    ??