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Sameer & Salma – Jokes

By on June 6, 2011 in ar, Jokes
Sameer & Salma are Husband & Wife. See below their funny conversations!
Salma : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Sameer : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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Sameer: May I hold your hand?
Salma: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
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Salma : Abeer says I’m pretty.Farha says I’m ugly.What do u think,  Sameer?
Sameer : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
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Salma: Say you love me!
Sameer: You love me.
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Salma: Darling, I want to cook like this forever.
Sameer: Don’t you ever want to improve??
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Sameer: I love you and I could die for you!
Salma: How soon??
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Sameer: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Salma: Yes, but would you stay there?

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19 Responses to Sameer & Salma – Jokes

  1. sonah February 25, 2013 at 6:05 PM #

    The eternal repartee between man and woman contains unlimited massala for jokes and hilarity.

  2. skybeen November 28, 2012 at 9:25 PM #

    gud

  3. maged November 17, 2012 at 5:20 PM #

    Cool jokes, last joke is a dream for every husband.

  4. Esmail Mamdani September 27, 2011 at 12:06 PM #

    Good One Sara!!!! Very True, Women are like that, they hear and attack you VERY strongly with their mouths!!!!! Esmail Mamdani

  5. Esmail Mamdani September 27, 2011 at 12:06 PM #

    Good One Sara!!!! Very True, Women are like that, they hear and attack you VERY strongly with their mouths!!!!! Esmail Mamdani

  6. Shuzu Rahman August 18, 2011 at 10:54 AM #

    good and nice jokes,thanks a lot

  7. Lakhani June 6, 2011 at 8:50 PM #

    pretty ugly means very ugly.

  8. Goldypearl June 6, 2011 at 7:40 PM #

    what a marriage?????????

  9. nacira June 6, 2011 at 7:30 PM #

    for me I like the last one, thanks sara

  10. Sherbiny Moh June 6, 2011 at 6:18 PM #

    i like the one say u love me …………. you love me hehehe

  11. Marhkandil June 6, 2011 at 6:07 PM #

    NICE JOB SARA I KEEP ON TELLING YOUR JOKES TO EVERYONE THANK YOU FOR  YOUr HARD WORK! 🙂

  12. Aissa June 6, 2011 at 3:54 PM #

    I prefer the one of “it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth”.This really how most  ladies are alike (they can’t keep secret).

  13. Aissa June 6, 2011 at 3:40 PM #

    I think Salma is a thick woman

  14. Abier June 6, 2011 at 11:46 AM #

    PLEASE stay there 😉

  15. Amr nawar June 6, 2011 at 8:35 AM #

    I always say”love is over gold”

    • seeee June 6, 2011 at 9:05 PM #

      how on earth is this relevant??

      • Fs_abbasi August 1, 2011 at 9:19 AM #

        it means love is more precious than gold and only few lucky ones can get true love

  16. Eslamsolo June 6, 2011 at 7:43 AM #

    awesome

  17. Hisham June 6, 2011 at 7:26 AM #

    I liked the last one 🙂