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Smart Mother – Funny Short Joke

By on April 29, 2011 in ar, Jokes

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.”

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Papa said they developed from monkeys?”

The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

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33 Responses to Smart Mother – Funny Short Joke

  1. absi August 4, 2015 at 12:00 PM #

    realy i got nice smiling this morning

  2. Suaad July 30, 2015 at 3:40 PM #

    very funny indeed. I really enjoy your stories, because they have this sense of humour as well as moral. Thanks

  3. Muhammad Kabir January 8, 2015 at 4:44 PM #

    Hilarious
    Smart mum.

  4. mohamed November 4, 2014 at 3:18 PM #

    sara very nice joke you put always smile on face

  5. Syed khadim Ullah Noor May 16, 2014 at 9:43 AM #

    Syed Khadim Ullah Noor Says that…….. heheheheeh,,,,, women show once again that she won the race by doing simple and humble task……

  6. Mohd Qasim April 20, 2013 at 12:50 PM #

    very funny thanx ha ha haà

  7. aije March 5, 2013 at 7:56 PM #

    sara u are something else; so good. tnx 4 putting lots of smiles on people’s face; especially mine..

    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 7:34 PM #

      Its really a pleasure to know that I am able to bring smiles on peoples faces.
      Have a nice day.

  8. imran February 26, 2013 at 3:55 AM #

    good one:) will sahre with my partner

  9. mahmood February 16, 2013 at 6:54 PM #

    well set

  10. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 6:31 PM #

    Too Good! Smart MOM is right! For, at that stage, the child does not really need to know more truth!

    And Dr Md. Golam Mostafa’s comment! What a learned treatise – in itself worth reading. Thank you, Sir.

    And Sara, you too.

  11. karuna September 10, 2012 at 11:25 AM #

    good one , enjoyed it…the child was satisfied…mother is smart indeed

  12. Katkout August 1, 2012 at 12:29 PM #

    Is it good to laugh as:
    hooooo heeee haaaa hrrrrr .
    hoooo hoooooooo hoooooooooo hoooooooosfsdusliflslsdfjlfklkdsjlksdl;

  13. abi July 21, 2012 at 12:40 PM #

    great to be a smart mother

  14. fateen July 11, 2012 at 12:00 PM #

    Very funny and intelligent . Ha Ha Ha Ha

  15. inaas July 6, 2012 at 10:43 PM #

    your joke was very funny and a bit silly. I laughed, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • Sara - Admin July 7, 2012 at 11:55 AM #

      lol.

  16. Sonah June 13, 2012 at 2:13 PM #

    Funny indeed, but also intelligent and instructive.

  17. B. A. Haruna May 15, 2012 at 4:06 PM #

    Very intresting…

  18. Bal May 11, 2012 at 3:06 PM #

    That was really funny made my day

  19. khalid May 1, 2012 at 9:01 PM #

    very nice…….so funny

  20. Rabah April 23, 2012 at 12:00 PM #

    We have honoured the sons of Adam; provided them with transport on land and sea; given them for sustenance things good and pure; and conferred on them special favours, above a great part of Our Creation.

  21. Rabah April 23, 2012 at 11:58 AM #

    {59} ????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ????? ???????? ???? ??????? ????? ????? ???? ???? ?????????
    The similitude of ‘Isa (Jesus) before Allah is as that of Adam; He created him from dust, then said to him “Be”: and he was.

  22. Dr. Md. Golam Mostafa April 14, 2012 at 7:25 PM #

    There were numerous negative criticism made by different critics about Darwinism Concept. Adam Sedgwick (1785-1873) told, “But I must in the first place observe that Darwin’s theory is not inductive,—not based on a series of acknowledged facts pointing to a general conclusion,—not a proposition evolved out of the facts, logically, and of course including them. To use an old figure, I look on the theory as a vast pyramid resting on its apex, and that apex a mathematical point.” But I cannot conclude without expressing my detestation of the theory, because of its unflinching materialism;—because it has deserted the inductive track, the only track that leads to physical truth;—because it utterly repudiates final causes, and therby indicates a demoralized understanding on the part of its advocates.

  23. Dr Aftab Kandhro April 6, 2012 at 8:45 PM #

    Very Funny! Ha Ha ha

  24. Ahmed April 5, 2012 at 3:00 AM #

    Very Nice . . . .

  25. bably April 4, 2012 at 12:56 PM #

    me am from the mother’s side of the story i dont the rest of the people..!

  26. Shahbaz Younis April 4, 2012 at 12:24 PM #

    Nice joke 🙂

  27. mustafa August 23, 2011 at 4:20 PM #

    nice one but i think evolution of humans is a wrong theory

  28. Ali April 30, 2011 at 11:07 AM #

    thanks for lovely stores

  29. Dan April 29, 2011 at 5:03 PM #

    this is hilarious i appriciate the humour of the writter

  30. Ahmad Obeidat April 29, 2011 at 12:06 PM #

    great..!