A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Delhi and asked to be taken to the international air port.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, “Ohhh! TOYOTA!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!”
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. “Ohh! NISSAN!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!”
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, “Ohh! Mitsubishi!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!”
The taxi driver, who was 100% Indian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Taxi, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. “Ohh! Honda!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!”
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, “That’ll be Rupees 500.”
“Rupees 500? It was so short a ride! Why so much?”
The Taxi driver replied “Taxi meter. Made in India . Very fast.”
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
HILARIOUS thank you for sharing the joke with us. We would love to hear more such jokes from our readers 🙂 We might even share it on FFJ In shaa Allah
VERY VERY FUNNY.
Indian economy is also going very fast so Japanese shouldn’t say we are the best. Weare numb.. one.
“Taxi meter. Made in India . Very fast.” ……… so funny , the Japaneses dude was so annoying , this is the least thing the driver can do.
hi every body. hope you are in a perfect condition. here is short joke:
first, khawlan in a city in Yemen,
english teacher asked the student: where are you from? the student replied: mande in khawlan.ahhhhhh
short jokes, made in yemen, very fast
taxi drivers should bass airport then jap will ask why you didnt stop sure the answer icant stope it its made in indian
hahahahahahhahahaha
early morning mood became fresh very fast
MOOD BECAME FRESH VERY FAST
funny