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Extremely Funny Quotations..lol

By on March 26, 2011 in ar, Jokes

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

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Practice makes perfect.
But nobody’s perfect.
so why practice?

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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

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 The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can I say……..

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60 Responses to Extremely Funny Quotations..lol

  1. imam balouch October 22, 2014 at 5:06 PM #

    WOW. I love it..

    • Sana - Editor FFJ October 23, 2014 at 7:01 PM #

      Really good to know that. Do share this website with your family and friends too 🙂

  2. Gunaseelan October 16, 2014 at 3:22 PM #

    Very nice, relaxing moments. Good keep it up

  3. amanfca May 30, 2014 at 7:12 PM #

    Thank you, Sara.

  4. Moyeen April 14, 2013 at 9:14 PM #

    LOL

  5. dom john February 8, 2013 at 9:02 PM #

    hi sara realy funny.thanks for make me laugh.

  6. raju February 2, 2013 at 1:31 AM #

    its really funnny Sara!!! really enjoyed. God bless. raju

  7. narayanan padmanabhan January 19, 2013 at 12:10 PM #

    Quite common ones but not practiced at all

    • Ali - Admin January 22, 2013 at 4:39 PM #

      True.

  8. Turki January 16, 2013 at 2:11 PM #

    The last one was so silly

  9. Renjith December 26, 2012 at 2:09 PM #

    really nice , make to me smile in the morning TKS

  10. Ibrahim December 21, 2012 at 4:09 PM #

    This is highly hilarious. It is great, pls more 0f this to let us forget our sorrow.

  11. sally November 14, 2012 at 10:20 PM #

    hi sara
    nice to know you and i would ask you where are you from? and thank you
    for making me laugh after hard way.

  12. naeem October 8, 2012 at 10:34 PM #

    very nice all

  13. RAMESH September 26, 2012 at 11:55 AM #

    DEAR SARAJI

    I APPRECIATE AND LIKE MOST TO HAVE A NICE DAY WITH LAUGH

    THANKS

  14. kashif September 24, 2012 at 10:33 AM #

    Thanks Sara and really these jokes make me happy.
    I really most like in these:

    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it’s your stupidity.

    hahahahahahahaha..

    Thank you

  15. Pritpal Singh Jhutti September 14, 2012 at 6:31 PM #

    very funny…..
    keep doing the good work…

  16. Aso haji August 2, 2012 at 3:55 PM #

    good job sara

  17. Nana August 1, 2012 at 10:24 PM #

    Very funny,good laughs

  18. cornelia July 30, 2012 at 5:22 AM #

    hahaha!!!! now thats extremely funny!!!! some more please…

    • Sara - Admin July 31, 2012 at 3:01 PM #

      Sure!!

  19. fateen July 5, 2012 at 3:08 PM #

    funny hahaha

  20. Noorah June 21, 2012 at 7:12 PM #

    Thanks Dear sara.. it is So wonderful and so funny… I love to read.. pls keep it forward. thank you So much. Sara..

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 4:00 PM #

      Thanks Noorah.
      Please share it with your friends as well!!

  21. Nafiu Isiaka June 20, 2012 at 9:36 PM #

    Sara,
    You know what, you are really funny.
    But behind a successful man there may be women.
    Thanks.

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 4:00 PM #

      And behind every successful woman….???

      • Pritpal Singh Jhutti September 14, 2012 at 6:33 PM #

        behind successful women there are 2….3…..4….and many more men….

  22. Sonah June 7, 2012 at 12:46 PM #

    Intelligent mix of humour wit and wisdom.

  23. Rabah May 27, 2012 at 1:08 PM #

    it is realy release pressure from us. hope you are happy. many thank you

  24. Rabah May 27, 2012 at 1:05 PM #

    i love all

  25. Mohamed May 27, 2012 at 10:49 AM #

    Smart jokes comr rfrom smart people 🙂

  26. Fahmy El baz May 17, 2012 at 4:14 PM #

    for the man and woman statment :if we replace “man”with “woman” and “behind”with “in front of” do you think it is still working?

  27. um mustafa May 7, 2012 at 2:25 PM #

    very funny…..thank you

    • Sara - Admin May 7, 2012 at 5:10 PM #

      Thanks Um Mustafa

  28. PakiGiRL April 22, 2012 at 7:08 AM #

    hehe:P nice sara.. …
    .(As long as im a student, I dont need sleeping pills…,
    Iv got My Books for it 😉 ..!)

  29. Rabah April 21, 2012 at 11:17 AM #

    realy you are sooooooooooo kind.

  30. Murtuza April 15, 2012 at 12:52 PM #

    Thanks Sara

  31. Syed Meraj Ahmed April 4, 2012 at 12:24 PM #

    Anwar you have good experience at work station 🙂

  32. M Mukhtar April 4, 2012 at 7:29 AM #

    Thanks.

  33. Yusuf April 2, 2012 at 1:19 AM #

    you will be stationary

  34. janii March 10, 2012 at 10:33 AM #

    waoo terrific terrific

  35. Haider Abidi March 5, 2012 at 4:48 PM #

    All the matter are saying of wise persons, actually it is not only for laugh but we   should think its depth. These are reality now a days.

  36. BROWNYEYES_90 March 5, 2012 at 3:48 PM #

    haha

  37. Zulfiqar February 28, 2012 at 6:51 AM #

    thank you for making me laugh and relaxed after tense moments

  38. Anonymous February 27, 2012 at 6:56 AM #

    u rightly claimed to make laugh

  39. Mhtade1982 February 25, 2012 at 9:19 AM #

    good job , thank you

  40. khalid ahmad February 25, 2012 at 7:17 AM #

    very very interesting

  41. MAQ February 24, 2012 at 1:07 PM #

    Very nice and amuzing>>>>sure these sayings belong to a drugs addicted

  42. Anonymous February 21, 2012 at 5:04 PM #

    You have done it SARA. Kudos

    • Sara February 25, 2012 at 1:20 PM #

      Thanks!

      • Nisreen March 23, 2012 at 8:57 PM #

        really nic & laugh although u makes me smile twice but really some of them have adeep meaning between lines

  43. sahib February 21, 2012 at 3:36 PM #

    very nice 

  44. Nael February 21, 2012 at 10:55 AM #

    Hi Sara,

    You really make my day and I am now trying to make my future.. you are amazing 
    Nael

    • Sara February 25, 2012 at 1:20 PM #

      Thanks Nael!

  45. Ahmedbasil0081 February 21, 2012 at 10:45 AM #

    It’s “sayings” more than jokes

  46. Jamal Abdul Nasir March 29, 2011 at 7:11 AM #

    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where a train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station….
    what more can I say……..

    Yeh! you say,

    A work station is where my rest stops…

  47. Anwar March 26, 2011 at 5:12 PM #

    I love the one about the bus and train stations. The work station is where the work stops LOL.

    • Sara March 27, 2011 at 10:01 AM #

      Thanks anwar, even i loved that one.

      • hassan January 31, 2013 at 4:58 PM #

        Thanks for make me laugh