20 Mighty Funny Definitions – Enjoy

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other!
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MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelor degree And a woman gains her master
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LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information From the notes of the lecturer To the notes of students Without passing through the minds Of either
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CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by the Number present
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COMPROMISE: The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece
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TEARS: The hydraulic force by which Masculine will power is Defeated by feminine water-power!
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CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, Nobody listens And everybody disagrees later on
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ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel You are going to feel A feeling You have never felt before
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CLASSIC: A book Which people praise, But never read
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SMILE: A curve That can set A lot of things straight!
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OFFICE: A place Where you can relax After your strenuous Home life
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YAWN: The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth
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EXPERIENCE: The name Men give To their Mistakes
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DIPLOMAT: A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip
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OPTIMIST: A person Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in midway “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
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MISER: A person Who lives poor So that He can die RICH!
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FATHER: A banker Provided by Nature
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BOSS: Someone Who is early When you are late And late When you are early
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POLITICIAN: One who Shakes your Hand before elections And your Confidence later

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DOCTOR: A person who kills Your ills by pills, And kills you By his bills!