Obama,Ben Ali & Laloo Jokes

A reporter asked Laloo Prasad Yadav “What is the main reason for a divorce?”
Laloo after thinking a lot replied “Marriage”
What is the Full Form of OBAMA?
Ans: Object Born in Africa Managing America!
Excellent Positive Statement by Ben Ali
“I am not totally useless,
I can still be used as an example of uselessness!”
That’s attitude.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and Dad were fighting.
Teacher: They were fighting, so why are you late?
Student: One shoe was with Dad & other was with Mom!!

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3 Responses to Obama,Ben Ali & Laloo Jokes

  1. Eyyyy March 7, 2011 at 10:48 AM #

    Eyy lads i’ve got one, what the only thing the irish won’t rob?

  2. Guest March 6, 2011 at 8:41 AM #

    Obama joke was great!!

  3. Md Shahnoor March 6, 2011 at 8:13 AM #

    haha… excellent one