Conversation in the Toilet – Extremely Funny

This could happen to you.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilet saying:
‘Hi, how are you?’
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
‘Doin’ just fine!’
And the other person says:
‘So what are you up to?’
What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!’
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
‘Can I come over?’
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him
‘No..I’m a little busy right now!!!’
Then I hear the person say nervously…
‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other toilet who keeps answering all my questions.’
Mobile phones, don’t you just love them!
Moral of the story: Don’t use mobiles in toilet.

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26 Responses to Conversation in the Toilet – Extremely Funny

  1. Iman January 6, 2015 at 3:08 PM #

    Very funny ….it was the first time for me to read this joke tooo….. keep it coming Sara even the old ones. It’s good to be reminded of jokes cause they make you laugh again and again.

  2. khadija ibrahim March 11, 2014 at 3:19 AM #

    Its not ethical to do that

  3. MUSA mahmoud May 30, 2013 at 2:24 PM #

    Thanks for your reminder Sara, its always good for one to kee his mobile phone off line before going to the Rest room.

  4. mohammed.alsayani March 18, 2013 at 11:53 AM #


    So Fuuny Thanx ^_^

  5. bola oloyede October 27, 2012 at 12:56 PM #

    Interesting stuff!

  6. Pritpal Singh Jhutti October 10, 2012 at 6:50 PM #

    that was nice sara

  7. winnie August 15, 2012 at 8:04 PM #

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that’s very funny i wil never ever use my mobile in the restroom again

  8. Irfan August 1, 2012 at 5:02 PM #

    i am surprised how it was not stinking.

  9. Bal May 31, 2012 at 3:41 PM #

    hilarious joke but true. Iv been told not to even talk in the toilet because satan is with you. Unless you read something before you go in.But that still doesn’t make it right.Also they say jinns live in toilet to, so you have to be careful.

  10. safaru March 18, 2012 at 11:02 AM #

    Somebody was at the toilet and his mobile start rining than he the press the OK battun for answring he is couphing and tell the phone it means i am the Toilet

    • rags June 8, 2012 at 9:20 AM #

      tahts a brilliant idea….masha Allah !!

    • Hussein August 4, 2012 at 11:47 AM #

      what? i didnt understand

  11. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 14, 2011 at 4:31 AM #

    LMAOoOoO 😛
    i only text LOL but this is just a REMINDER lol
    thanks 😀

  12. Säjið Säðique September 13, 2011 at 4:40 PM #

    good one .. pretty old! 🙂

  13. Abier Al.Madfah September 13, 2011 at 6:35 AM #

    Hahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hilarious!!! I’ll never use my mobile in a restroom again 😛

    • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 14, 2011 at 4:32 AM #

      really not stalking ur cmnts lol but ill give u advice to txt only while in the RR nd not while driving lol 😛

      • Abier Al.Madfah September 14, 2011 at 6:30 AM #

        HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right! 😛

        I don’t have a driving license… Still 16, so I can’t text while I’m driving (yet) 😀

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 14, 2011 at 6:48 PM #

          lmaoooo ooh ok mybad then :p

          • Abier Al.Madfah September 14, 2011 at 7:07 PM #

            Off course it’s your bad muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😀 lol

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 14, 2011 at 11:00 PM #

            lol :p

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  16. Alkhuzai February 14, 2011 at 5:26 AM #

    f u c k you, this is very old old sjoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • mustafa September 13, 2011 at 9:48 AM #

      maybe to you but this is the first time for me to read it

      • Säjið Säðique September 13, 2011 at 4:39 PM #

        its is old mahn!

    • haa November 10, 2014 at 11:59 AM #

      so, what