Short Jokes – Very Funny

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.

First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.

Second Woman : “I know…”

First Woman : “How?”

Second Woman : “My dog told me.”


Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.


Q.Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?

A.Cut off your head.


My neighbour Bill asked if he could use my lawnmower.

I told him of course he could, so long as he didn’t take it out of my garden.


5 Responses to Short Jokes – Very Funny

  1. Muhammad ABRAR Qureshi June 17, 2015 at 11:04 PM #

    I believe in this age of stress and stray, when everybody is running under pressure, such harmless jokes, chats even ideas can bring a chuckle even on frowning faces.

    A light and harmless joke brining an innocent smile is best medicine of all times.

    Keep it up please.

    All the best

  2. Muhammad Kabir January 13, 2015 at 7:17 PM #

    Funny jokes.
    As usual you have made my day.
    Thanks and more please.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ January 14, 2015 at 10:29 PM #

      You are welcome. In sha Allah we will share more jokes 🙂

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