Teacher: Can you tell the most common word students use daily ? Student: Can’t, Sir ! Teacher: Brilliant ! Absolutely right. Teacher: If 2 & 2 makes four, how about 4 & 4 ? Student: This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for […]
Education Jokes Tutor: Did your mother help your with your assignment? Student: No, she did it all by herself. ————————————————————– (more…)
photo credit: Max Braun A great Scholar and his Disciple were taking a morning walk around the fields when they saw a pair of old shoes lying down, which they supposed to belong to a poor man who was employed in a field close by,and who had nearly finished his day’s work. The Disciple turned to […]
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: […]
Teacher : “Now if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?” Student : “Brotherly love”. Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?” Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”. Teacher : ” Can anybody give […]
Teacher : “Which is more important to us the or the moon?” Pupil : “The moon”. Teacher : “Why?” Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”. Teacher : “What do you call a person […]
