A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” Guess what did the girl say ??? . . . . . “Wrong number,” replied the girl.
This is Mind Blowing!!!
Amazing video. Gives a totally new perspective to life. Enjoy!!
What’s happening in Syria? – Weak-Hearts Don’t Open!!
Buried alive by Assad Regime. Pray for the Syrian people. (more…)
Husband & Wife – Very Funny
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful… Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? […]
15 Crazy But Nice Quotes – Don’t Miss
1) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 2) To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. 3) My road to success is always under construction. 4) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always flow towards the non-smoker. 5) It’s funny but […]
Do It Now & Don’t Regret Later
While in the garden one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. “That’s my son over there,” she said, pointing to a little boy in a blue dress who was gliding down the slide. “He’s a fine looking boy” the man said. “That’s my daughter on the bicycle in […]
Our Marriage Experiences – Very Funny
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. ~ Milton Berle “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ […]
Motivational Quotes of the Day
Don’t lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet your expectations. —————————- A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. —————————- Stuck in a difficult problem? Now is your chance to shine. Pick yourself up, […]
How many eyes does this Guy have?
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