Joke 1
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Ahmed doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Ahmed is not a rose, Don’t smell him,Teach him !!
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Joke 2
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don’t know !!
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also!!
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don’t know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also !!
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Joke 3
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!
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Joke 4
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink ?
Husband : no.
Wife: Idiot, then y u r typing on suitcase !!
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Joke 5
A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s !!
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