12 Funny And True Quotes About Life !

#1
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep,
and at night you refust to sleep

#2
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he’ll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.

#3
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it
-Franklin P. Jones

#4
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth
is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

#5
Free advice is the kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it

#6
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

#7
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

#8
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”
-Bill McGlashen

#9
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

#10
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun

#11
Life was much easier when Apply and Blackberry were just fruits

#12
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion.
Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion.
Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion.
Lesson: Don’t be afraid or angry and you won’t have to run and fight.