There was an old man, who every morning stepped out of his house, raised his arms to the sky, and shouted: ‘Praise be to God!’
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the old man. Every morning he’d step onto his front porch after him and shout: ‘There is no God!’ Everyday this was the routine between the two.
One morning, the old man stepped out of his house and shouted: ‘Praise be to God! Please God, I don’t have any food and I am starving, provide for me, oh God!
The next morning the old man stepped out onto his porch and there were two huge bags containing food stuff.
‘Praise be to God!’ he cried out. ‘He provided the food to me when I was starving!’
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: ‘There is no God, I bought the food for you !!’
The old man threw his arms into the air and shouted: ‘Praise be to God! He has provided the food for me and made the Devil pay for it!’