On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?” The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, “I […]
The Expecting Soldier – Short Joke
A young soldier sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explained, “my wife’s expecting.” “Oh…” said the Officer, “I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck.” The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: “My wife’s expecting.” […]
Short Funny Jokes
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized it doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. —————————— John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : “John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time […]
Impact of Job change – Joke
A taxi passenger touched the Driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, Went Up On The Footpath & Stopped Few Centimeters Far From a Shop Window. For a Second, Everything Went Quiet In The Cab. Then, The Driver Said: “Look Buddy! […]
The Story of Names – Very Funny
‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they all yours? ‘Yeah they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children rush to find seats. ‘Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your […]
The Funny Family – Short Joke
Boy: My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling. Girl: Really? You must be kidding!! Boy: no, no, thats my brother. I am joking (more…)
The chained Elephants -: Motivational Story
As my friend was passing by the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but […]
The Spilled Milk – Inspirational Story
There is a story about a famous research scientist who had made several very important medical breakthroughs. He was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who asked him why he thought he was able to be so much more creative than the average person. What set him so far apart from others? He responded that, […]
It is easier to criticize, but difficult to Improve! – Moral Story
Once upon a time there was a painter who had just completed his course. He took 3 days and painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people’s opinion about his caliber and painting skills. He put his creation at a busy street-crossing. And just down below a board which read -“I have painted this piece. Since I’m […]
Brilliant Questions – See if you can answer them!!
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought) 3.If what the doctors are doing is practice, then are they experimenting on us? ( […]