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Do you know Kevin Johnny?

At work, Tom and Jack were chatting:

Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month.

Jack: oh!

Tom: For example, do you know who is Thomas Edison?

Jack: No

Tom: He’s the inventor of the light bulb; if you take evening classes you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Tom: Do you know who Gandhi is?

Jack: No

Tom: He’s the key architect of Indian Independence, if you take evening courses, you would know this.

 The next day, once again:

Tom: And do you know who J.K Rowling is?

Jack: No

Tom: She’s the author of Harry Potter series, if you take evening courses, you would know this.

This time, Jack got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Kevin Johnny?

Tom: No

Jack: He’s the guy roaming with your wife everyday!! If you stop evening courses, you would know.

Moral: There are some things more important in life than Work and General Knowledge

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23 Responses to Do you know Kevin Johnny?

  1. Sonah September 3, 2012 at 1:06 PM #

    A suggestion is always made with reserve and humility, never with the object of hurting. The reverse can be more damaging.

  2. Waheedsaber November 10, 2011 at 12:52 PM #

    Sara
    u always put very good things
    why this time you put this bull-sheet

  3. Shahadat King August 28, 2011 at 3:23 AM #

    those who commented negatively to this story are i believe jumping in to conclusion without fully or are not willing to understand, accept that this is a story to make one understand things and at same time it was funny. i am old enough, mature enough to understand the moral of the story and i think it was also funny. people are however doing things like these wives and husbands cheating, reality. But may we muslims stay far far away from these sinful things. Ameen. Pray for the ummah, to unite and love the human kind.

    • Ali August 28, 2011 at 7:57 AM #

      Rightly said Shahadat King. Thanks a lot.

  4. Ajman1973 August 14, 2011 at 11:46 AM #

    so funny!

  5. Hela August 13, 2011 at 1:23 AM #

    i dont understand the moral of the story, should he stop his evening courses due to immoral action of his wife!!!!

  6. Foziaibd August 11, 2011 at 5:10 AM #

    Hilarious!I enjoyed ,keep it up!!!

  7. Haider Ali786 August 10, 2011 at 5:02 AM #

    NICE ONE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  8. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 10, 2011 at 12:26 AM #

    haaaa lmaooo so true and great moral!!!!
    ill have to keep an eye when i get married and taking classes also lol
    Thanks 🙂

  9. Mazhar Hussain August 9, 2011 at 5:06 PM #

    Hey guys, relax.. Why dont u see the moral of d story??? If v close our eyes, it doesn’t mean that there’s dark around… Anyways, may you all have blessings of Allah SWT on this RAMADHAN.

  10. mustafa August 9, 2011 at 4:01 PM #

    this is the worst story on this site

    you should really choose you stories

    “Funnyfunnyjokes.org is an website designed to entertain people in the most decent manner without using any vulgar, obscene material of any level” from the about page

    • Ali August 9, 2011 at 7:25 PM #

      Dear Mustafa
      If you read properly, you can see that the Moral of the story is contrary to what you think.
      This is what is happening in reality and this story in no way promotes that kind of culture, in fact opposes it.

    • Ali August 9, 2011 at 7:25 PM #

      Dear Mustafa
      If you read properly, you can see that the Moral of the story is contrary to what you think.
      This is what is happening in reality and this story in no way promotes that kind of culture, in fact opposes it.

      • Secret Id Com August 10, 2011 at 6:15 PM #

        mustafa for Allahs sake shut up … you dont know what you talking about.. its nothing of what u say man… and all the guys saying its ramdan just to show how mashallah religious they are but you know what u r disgusting not religous….

    • reader August 14, 2011 at 9:52 PM #

      When is this egyptian going to stop rambling on this website? Sara, we love this one, it’s so funny 😀

  11. Humayundaud August 9, 2011 at 2:33 PM #

    Hahaha, true very true moral 🙂 …

  12. Kaed August 9, 2011 at 12:18 PM #

    We have precious days of Ramadan and need to take advantage of it.
    Thanks Sara you are doing good and I understand your culture.

  13. RamadhanKareem August 9, 2011 at 9:49 AM #

    its Ramadhan for God’s sake…its definitely not the air to read something disgusting like this, but it is fine, may ALLAH forgive you.

  14. Rizwan August 9, 2011 at 8:56 AM #

    i think she is trying to let you guys know about the culture of west, cool down gents.

  15. Rizwan August 9, 2011 at 8:56 AM #

    i think she is trying to let you guys know about the culture of west, cool down gents.

  16. Aakaash August 9, 2011 at 7:53 AM #

    Asthaghfirullah, What is this sara. thrilling guidelines

  17. Aakaash August 9, 2011 at 7:53 AM #

    Asthaghfirullah, What is this sara. thrilling guidelines

  18. Mohammadkhan14 August 9, 2011 at 7:29 AM #

    awesome…

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