A Cockroach’s last words to a man who is about to kill it:
“Go ahead and kill me, you coward! You are jealous of me because your wife is afraid of me and not afraid of you!”
A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about ‘staying out late and its effects’.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is it that is giving the lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “That would be my wife!”
Newly Married man saves his wife’s number on mobile as
After 1 Year: “My WIFE”
After 5 Years: “HOME”
After 10 Years: “HITLER”
After 25 Years: “WRONG NUMBER”
While performing magic the magician asked a woman in the audience what her favourite card is.
Her reply was: “Ummmm…… A Credit Card ?!”