Man: What should we have for dinner?

Woman: Whatever..

Man: Why don’t we have Italian?

Woman: No not Italian, the last time I got pimples on my face.

Man: Alright, why don’t we have Chinese cuisine?

Woman: Yesterday we ate Chinese, today too?

Man: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood.

Woman: Seafood is not good, I got stomach upset.

Man: Then what do you suggest?

Woman: Whatever..

2. Anything

Man: So what should we do now?

Woman: Anything.

Man: How about watching a football match? It’s been a long time.

Woman: Watching movie is no good, it’s a waste of time.

Man: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?

Woman: Exercise on such a hot day?

Man: Then find a cafe and have a drink.

Woman: I am off caffeine.

Man: Then what do you suggest?

Woman: Anything

3. You decide

Man: Then do we just go home?

Woman: You decide.

Man: Let’s take the bus, I will accompany you.

Woman: The bus is dirty and crowded.

Man: OK; we will take a taxi.

Woman: Not worth it… For such a short distance?

Man: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather.

Woman: I am hungry, can’t walk.

Man: Then what do you suggest?

Woman: You decide.

Man: Let’s have dinner first?

Woman: Whatever…

Man: What shall we eat?

Woman: Anything…


Man: At what time do I have to call you?

Woman: Any time as you wish.

Man: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn’t pick up?

Woman: I was sleeping.

Man: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn’t pick up?

Woman: I was shopping with my mother.

Man: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn’t pick up?

Woman: I was tired and relaxing.

Man: Then what about 5 PM?

Woman: I was watching a cartoon.

Man: So, then why didn’t you pick u phone in the night?

Woman: I was studying.

Man: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.

Woman: Anytime

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11 Responses to Whatever-Anything-Anytime

  1. Charlene November 4, 2012 at 4:08 PM #

    This shows the real facts of women. they don’t care anyone if there mood is bad.

  2. Nahreen November 4, 2012 at 11:57 AM #

    Not Bad.

  3. thamir November 4, 2012 at 2:14 AM #

    thank sara

  4. adnan yaghmour November 3, 2012 at 9:45 PM #

    As I am teaching languages ( Spanish , English and Arabic ) , thanks Sara

  5. Shakil November 3, 2012 at 4:34 PM #

    I read this and suddenly dont feel like smiling anymore.

  6. sk ashif November 3, 2012 at 4:00 PM #


  7. Iftikhar Awan November 3, 2012 at 2:17 PM #

    Please note that in the whole article, the right singular words should be “man & woman” and not the pularal words “men & women”

    • Ali - Admin November 3, 2012 at 3:56 PM #

      Thanks for informing.
      Corrected now.

      • annonomous November 3, 2012 at 8:27 PM #

        i thought sara was incharge

  8. Anis M Nazir November 3, 2012 at 12:30 PM #

    Few irresponsible women like to tease the man in a manner such that they can impose the responsibility of their own decision on man.

  9. sharif123 November 3, 2012 at 11:47 AM #

    It means “women say onething and do otherthing.”