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Mechanic vs Doctor – Hilarious

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley  motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?”The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic.

 “Try doing it with the engine running.”

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41 Responses to Mechanic vs Doctor – Hilarious

  1. Syed October 30, 2014 at 12:22 PM #

    Excellent answer….i was impressed with the way Doc..answered!!!

  2. fathima August 13, 2013 at 5:04 PM #

    jokes apart, it got true meaning in it..i like the way doctor answered the question…

  3. Alam May 8, 2013 at 6:41 PM #

    Very nice reply of Doctor. A Mechanic can,t fix it when engine is in running. But Doctors are fixing the human body when it is in running. Thank Sara for your nice post.

  4. nafiu February 10, 2013 at 5:37 AM #

    Highly hilarious!

  5. Sonah January 27, 2013 at 1:34 PM #

    However perfect a machine, man will always be thepilot to control and modify it.
    Story also illustrates the complexity of the human system as opposed to the machine which is but man-made.

  6. TOG November 16, 2012 at 12:53 AM #

    One of your finest, to date. Well done.

  7. Shameemkalpana October 15, 2012 at 4:31 PM #

    good one! 🙂 <3

  8. sharif123 October 10, 2012 at 9:46 PM #

    Sara, add a moral on this beautiful joke

  9. butt October 10, 2012 at 2:52 PM #

    so true…

  10. Mostafa Said May 16, 2012 at 5:42 PM #

    Gamda mooot

  11. Hrhaji March 7, 2012 at 12:14 PM #

    Sara,  thank you for forwarding such provocation examples as it adds valuable information every day to our knowledge.. liked it,

  12. HAIDER ALI786 March 7, 2012 at 4:41 AM #

    nice one 

  13. Anonymous March 7, 2012 at 3:18 AM #

    Hillarious

  14. Zafar Malik March 6, 2012 at 7:12 PM #

    A repeat of a very old joke. anyway its good.

  15. Zafar Malik March 6, 2012 at 7:12 PM #

    A repeat of a very old joke. anyway its good.

  16. Syed Mazhar Hussain March 6, 2012 at 5:18 PM #

    Stupid mechanic, He shud hav askd d doc whether he can giv life 2 dead heart?

    But a mechanic can giv life 2 completely dead engine…..

    • Sara March 9, 2012 at 10:49 AM #

      gud one Mazhar. Are you a lawyer??

      • Syed Mazhar Hussain March 9, 2012 at 4:00 PM #

        Nah.. M a s/w engineer….

        • Wasim October 11, 2012 at 10:20 AM #

          engine itself is made by humen, so puting life in a dead engine can easily be done by any mechanic or engineer while life in living creation is not in the hands of any humen…we should know this simple difference.
          Very well said by the doctor.

  17. Shakilsa March 6, 2012 at 10:28 AM #

    Probably the best reply he can get.

  18. Mohammed Adel Abdouh Allam March 6, 2012 at 8:46 AM #

    ”Try doing it with the engine running.” i loved that part

  19. Ramadan March 6, 2012 at 6:37 AM #

    A wise reply- a doctor was called wise-man in the early days. this is such a solid evidence

  20. Ramadan March 6, 2012 at 6:37 AM #

    A wise reply- a doctor was called wise-man in the early days. this is such a solid evidence

  21. Ramadan March 6, 2012 at 6:37 AM #

    A wise reply- a doctor was called wise-man in the early days. this is such a solid evidence

  22. Shahid77593 March 6, 2012 at 5:15 AM #

    excellant

  23. Fathimabintabdurrahman July 26, 2011 at 2:24 PM #

    i luved it ..thumbs up

  24. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 22, 2011 at 4:51 AM #

    lol i love fixing cars and would love to be a mechanic but insha allah im going for radiology or occupational therapy hopefully 🙂
    thanks

    • Sara July 26, 2011 at 4:05 PM #

      [email protected]:disqus Inshallah

      • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 27, 2011 at 4:49 AM #

        Thank Youuu Sara, Hope ur enjoying ur life as what u want to be!! 🙂

  25. Anonymous July 22, 2011 at 1:12 AM #

    Inshaa Allah i’m going to be a doctor 😀

    • Sara July 26, 2011 at 4:04 PM #

      [email protected]:disqus you will be a doctor.

      • Anonymous July 26, 2011 at 6:35 PM #

        Thank you dear 😉 May Allah make every muslim’s dream come true.

        • Tahirbinfayyaz March 6, 2012 at 6:25 AM #

           Ameen

      • Anonymous July 26, 2011 at 6:35 PM #

        Thank you dear 😉 May Allah make every muslim’s dream come true.

    • Sara July 26, 2011 at 4:04 PM #

      [email protected]:disqus you will be a doctor.

  26. mustafa July 21, 2011 at 6:34 PM #

    that’s for people who think doctors’ work is easy

  27. Goldypearl July 21, 2011 at 2:53 PM #

    very nice !!!!!!!!!!!

  28. fatima August 15, 2010 at 7:01 PM #

    salut sara 1993 sara
    je veux te envoyer des message pour te rependre mais j’ai pas pu te rejoindre tous ce que je t’ai envoyé sont retourné à mois probleme failure notice :
    [email protected]
    désolée ma chére
    ramadan mobarak

  29. Fajr Breeze - Yuxx August 15, 2010 at 5:39 PM #

    lool

  30. robin roberts dies August 9, 2010 at 5:43 AM #

    what disorders does an otorhinolaryngology doctor treat ?

    • Blenak July 21, 2011 at 6:53 AM #

      an otorhinolaryngiologist treats disorders of the ear, nose and throat. It is basically a subspecialty of ENT.

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