Short Jokes by Johnny – Very Funny

1. A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Johnny stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2. Johnny-why r all these people running?
Man– This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Johnny-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

3. Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Johnny: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

4. Johnny was filling up application form for a job. He  was
not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

5. Johnny told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Johnny: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

6. Johnny wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11 crore after deducting tax.  Angry Johnny: “Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.
7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Johnny:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.

8. Johnny’s wish : when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
car he was driving.


5 Responses to Short Jokes by Johnny – Very Funny

  1. Umair November 18, 2012 at 9:51 PM #

    Hilarious. One of the best posts of ffj.

  2. Uzmah Omar August 18, 2012 at 1:12 AM #


    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 12:46 PM #

      Glad to know that Uzmah !
      Please share it with your friends and let them enjoy as well.

  3. Garnetaquarius January 5, 2012 at 10:10 AM #


  4. Junedayz August 5, 2011 at 8:12 PM #

    the last one is on some website…i laughed hard when i read it….but this johnny sure is dumb! “take and umbrella with you!” hhh