1. A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Johnny stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2. Johnny-why r all these people running?
Man– This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Johnny-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3. Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Johnny: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
4. Johnny was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5. Johnny told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Johnny: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6. Johnny wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11 crore after deducting tax. Angry Johnny: “Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.
7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Johnny:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.
8. Johnny’s wish : when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
car he was driving.
Hilarious. One of the best posts of ffj.
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amazing
the last one is on some website…i laughed hard when i read it….but this johnny sure is dumb! “take and umbrella with you!” hhh