Girl "…And are you sure you love me and no one else
?"
Boy: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Waiter :- Would you like to Have BLACK COFFEE..
COUSTOMER : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The
others all died".
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