Last weekend my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking philosophical about life, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her: “Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want […]
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Hilarious Joke – Husband & Wife
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. […]
Husband & Wife – Humorous Discussion
My wife asked me to describe her. I said “You’re : A B C D E F G H I J K. ” She said “What does that mean ?” I said ” A = Adorable B = Beautiful C = Cute D = Delightful E = Elegant F = Funny G = Gorgeous H = […]
Mobile Number – Husband & Wife
Mobile Number A newly married husband saved his wife’s mobile number on his mobile as “My life” After one year of marriage he changed the number to “My Wife” After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to “Home” After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to “Hitler” After 10 years of […]
Husband & Wife – How old are they?
A husband and wife have a combined age of 91. The husband is now twice as old as his wife was when he was as old as she is now. How old are they..?
Husband & Wife – Emotional Story
A Wife and Husband were speeding over 100 kmph on a motorcycle Wife: Slow down. I am scared. Husband: No this is fun. Wife: No its not. Please, its too scary! Husband: Then tell me you love me. Wife: Fine, I love you. Slow down! (more…)
Short Jokes – Fast Fun
Girl : Will you love me after marriage also? Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me. ————————————————– Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife : When must I give them to him? Doctor : They are for you. ————————————————– Position of a […]
The Loud Wife – Joke
A man is speeding down the freeway when he’s stopped by a police car and has to pull over. “Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?” asks the policeman. “That’s impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit,” replies the driver. The driver’s wife butts in and says, […]
Husband and Wife Joke – Very Funny
*Break Into the House* A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my […]
Husband & Wife – Jokes
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me! *************** Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. *************** Father: Your teacher says she […]