#1 An employee to his boss: Sir, I take off my hat to you! You and your wife have been married for 30 years, but you always hold hands when I see you walking around the town. This is something everyone should learn from you. Boss: Well, if I lose my hold, she will surely […]
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” it said. “What kind of a day are you having?” “Oh, mother,” said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, “I’ve had such a bad day. The baby won’t eat and the washing […]
A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For […]
As each generation comes, both man and woman are becoming increasingly dependent on technology and help rather than doing it themselves. Aside from laziness, in the case of women, what I have seen in the short time I have been in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, (more…)
WHY DON’T YOU CONSULT A VETERINARY DOCTOR ? A man working in an IT company became sick… He consulted many multi facility hospitals … Still couldn’t get cured… He was sad… Then his wife advised him, “why don’t you consult a veterinary doctor?” He was shocked … He screamed at her.. Are you mad… She […]
10 Best and Latest One-Liners about Husband and Wife you will love to read ! #1 If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can’t hear the TV #2 Wife: What do you miss the most in your life ? Husband: Of […]
#1 Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin. Wife: Okay give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second #2 If Men behave after Marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place On the other hand, If Women behave […]
One morning Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson went for a jog in the nearby park. There he saw a crowd that had gathered around a lady’s dead body. Holmes examined the body and found a handbag beside it in which was her Identity card. Her name was Ruby and he called up her residence […]
#1 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more oil! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more oil. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we […]
#1 Wife : Honey, Look! A Thief has entered our Kitchen and he is eating all the Cake that I made yesterday Husband: Whom Should I Call, the Police or the Ambulance ? #2 Boy: what’s your age ? Girl: You shouldn’t ask a girl about her age ! Boy: what’s your email address ? […]
