Who is the Idiot? Have you ever noticed that when you shout at crowded area, “HEY IDIOT..!!” About 10 people turn around??? If you don’t believe, make a try!!! Me & Police Police: where do you live? (more…)
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The Defective Laptop & The Girl !
Joke 1 Once a Girl went to a Computer shop and threw down her laptop on the salesman from whom she bought the laptop. Below is their conversation: Girl: You are crook. You gave me a defective piece. I cannot transfer files from my previous laptop. Salesman : Excuse me madam. Can you please show […]
10 Fantastic Quotes
Definition of Human being by a Philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper., ————————– And on those papers writes, “SAVE TREES”.. ————————– Always try to forgive the people who have hurt you, Otherwise they will occupy a RENT-FREE SPACE IN OUR MIND! ————————– A man asked his friend “If everything is already written […]
Facebook Future Impact! – plus 2 more Jokes
Why are you late? – Joke 1 Mother: Why are you late? Son: A dog chased me. Mother: What all did you bring, from the market? Son: I threw all that at the dog But still it was chasing… Mother: Why didn’t you throw a stone at it? Son: Yes I threw a stone on […]
What Did The Doctor Say?
Little Tommy Little Tommy came home one day and told his dad he had a tough day in maths class. Dad: “What happened?” Little Tommy: “The teacher got mad at me.” Dad: “What for?” Little Tommy: “She asked me what 4 x 3 was. I told her 12.” Dad: “Well, that’s right.” Little Tommy: “I […]
Read At Your Own Risk!
Read At Your Own Risk On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought a book for $1000. There were lightening followed by thunder when he touched the first page of the book. The old man advised “DON’T OPEN LAST PAGE OF […]
Are You Sleeping?
Are You Sleeping – Joke 1 Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him Boy: “Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?” Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.” Boy: “What Were You Doing Sir ?” Teacher: ” I Was Talking To Principal.” The Next Day The naughty boy […]
Husband & Wife – 3 Short Jokes
Husband :You changed after marriage. Wife: I’ve told you before that I am not interested in married man. ————- I know I’m not going to understand woman. I’ll never understand how (more…)
Wife Wants Vegetables – Joke
Joke 1 Wife Wants Vegetables Sandy said to his friend Ron, ‘My wife sent me to the greengrocer’s to buy some green vegetables.” ‘So were you able to find some?” asked Ron. ‘Well, when I reached the shop, I asked the manager, ‘My wife wants some green vegetables.Have they been sprayed with any harmful chemicals?” […]
Rain in India & Dubai
Joke 1 Difference Between Rain In India And DUBAI In Dubai After Rain, Water Disappears In 5 Mins. . . In India After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins…! Joke 2 Indian Software Engineers (more…)