My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it." "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. […]
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Short Jokes – Must see
" Laughter is an instant vacation"–Merlin Berke *************** Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday *************** Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have? *************** Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. […]
Hotel Jokes – Short and sweet
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. *************** Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either. *************** Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave! […]
Husband & Wife – Jokes
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me! *************** Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. *************** Father: Your teacher says she […]