Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: […]
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Do you know Kevin Johnny?
At work, Tom and Jack were chatting: Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month. Jack: oh! Tom: For example, do you know who is Thomas Edison? Jack: No Tom: He’s the inventor of the light bulb; if you take evening classes you would know […]
Funeral for a Fish
Little Irfan was in the garden filling a hole with mud when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Irfan?” “My pet fish died,” replied Irfan tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor said, […]
10 most Stupid Questions – Funny Answers
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:- Sorry, […]
Ultimate Interview
OFFICER—– ——— –WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE— ——— —–M P. SIR OFFICER—– ——— –TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE— ——— —MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER—– ——— YOUR FATHER’S NAME ? CANDIDATE— ——— —-M P. SIR OFFICER—– […]
2 Hilarious Jokes To Make Your Day !
#1 Painting The Porch ! Dumbo comes up to the front door of a very expensive house and knocks gently on the door. When the rich owner answers, the Dumbo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.” The owner says, “I have […]
Very Funny Technology Jokes – Enjoy !!!
Life Before Computers Memory was something that you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider’s home A virus was the flu A hard drive was a long trip on the road ************** I finally […]
Student Teacher Conversation Jokes – Hilarious !!!
~~~ Hilarious Teacher and Student Jokes ~~~ TEACHER: Paul, go to the map and find Africa. Paul: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Africa? CLASS: Paul! TEACHER: Jamie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have twenty years ago. Jamie: Me! TEACHER: Johnny, why do you […]
6 Hilarious Ramadan Jokes – Don’t Miss !
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6 Super Funny Ramadan Jokes – Don’t Miss !!!
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