10 Funny Jokes and Quotes which will make you realize how addicted people are to Facebook #1 Status: If I’m not on Facebook for more than 2 days… …Call the Police ! #2 Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes #3 I […]
Young KSA Guy (Abdullah) was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Abdullah’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Abdullah would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after […]
“Darling,” said the husband to his wife, “I have invited my friend home for lunch.” “What? Have you gone crazy? The house is totally messy , I didn’t get any grocery, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking any meal!” “I know all that.” “Then, why did you invite your friend?” […]
A Jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Google. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. ‘You are employed’ he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.The man replied […]
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This […]
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by […]
Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin. ******* Both of you stand together separately ******* Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside ? ******* Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself ******* I have 2 sons both are boys ******* Give me a red […]
Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? How many times have you committed suicide? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but […]
Money can buy a House…………But not a Home Money can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep Money can buy a Clock…………But not Time Money can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge Money can buy you Medicine…….But not Health So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this […]
