A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. ~ Milton Berle “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ […]
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Hand Cut in Accident
Accident A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. Policemen Arrives. Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! . . . Police Replied:- You’re Such materialistic and wordly, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off. . Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.) OMG! My Rolex Watch!. — “Real […]
Husband & Wife Jokes – Mighty Funny
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: “Where the Hell are you …?” Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful gold necklace and were desperate to buy it, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary… Wife, With A […]
Words From Husband To Wife
I am enamored by your beauty by the way you’re tanned of color. I just sit awe fully astonished as you cast light into the night. I wonder if obscurity has attached upon my vision because your body is untouched of a blemish. I have trouble possessing time all day is not enough with you. (more…)
Husband & Wife – Short Jokes
Wife: What do you like most about me, my Beauty or my Intelligence? Husband: I love it more when you joke like this!! ——————— Sameer: Ahmed, what exactly is happiness? Ahmed: Frankly speaking, I don’t know. I married at a young age. ——————— Wife: Please give me $250 for home expenses. (more…)
The Emergency – Husband & Wife Joke
A married couple always enjoyed their weekends on long drives to the countryside. And it was the husband who always drove the car. One particular weekend the husband was in a nifty mood. So he said to his wife “ok dear, imagine that I am having a heart attack & I cannot drive the car back […]
Husband & Wife – Moral Story
It was the evening of 6th September. Aisha was waiting for her husband Ahmed to return from office. Things had changed since their marriage. From the loving couple they turned into fighting ones. They quarreled everyday on every small thing. Aisha gave up thinking that Ahmed still loves her and surely won’t be back home […]
Funny Poems by Husband & Wife
WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far ——————————————— HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn’t it rain on you? ——————————————— (more…)
Sameer & Salma – Jokes
Sameer & Salma are Husband & Wife. See below their funny conversations! Salma : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Sameer : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. ———————————- Sameer: May I hold your hand? […]
Husband & Wife – Short Jokes
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ————————- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. ————————- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If […]