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Apple iPhone – Made in Japan

Apparently the Apple Co.  decided to have some of its iPhone parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept only 5 defective parts per 20,000. When the delivery came in there was an accompanying letter. ‘We, Japanese people, had a tough time understanding American Business […]

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Husband & Wife Jokes – Mighty Funny

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: “Where the Hell are you …?” Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful gold necklace and were desperate to buy it, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary… Wife, With A […]

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How Do You Define…… – Hilarious

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way […]

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Read & Enjoy

A male gynaecologist is like a car mechanic who never owned a car. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient. Some […]

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Obama & The Japanes Prime Minister – Fantastic Joke

The Japan’s prime minister, Yoshihiko Noda was poor in English language. Hence one month before going to USA,to visit President Obama, he was given some Basic English Conversation training. The instructor told Yoshihiko, “ Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Obama, please say, ‘How are you?’ Then Mr. Obama will say, ‘I’m fine, […]

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Very Funny Letters by Non-English People

An IT Engineer applied for leave as follows: “Since I have to go to my town to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.” A Job Applicant’s letter: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘Typist and a Secretary – Male or Female’… As I am both for […]

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Funny & True One-Liners

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it. What do you have in common with your husband ? ” We married on the same day.” Flirt with your understanding,get engaged to compassion, marry simplicity, honeymoon with genuineness, & divorce the ego…thats life. […]

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The Tech Support

I had been doing Tech Support for Canon Printers for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn’t solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance, green is a combination of […]

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