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A Telegram from a Dog

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “But that would make […]

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Whose dog is better?

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : […]

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Short silly joke – Funny

My friend has a fine watch dog.  At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"  "Please wait someone else is using it."   "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"  "I ought to be able to. […]

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Why Some Men Have Dogs?

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]

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