Medical Jokes “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course…” “Great! I never could before!” Dentist & Patient (more…)
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Mechanic vs Doctor – Hilarious
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?”The surgeon a bit […]
Doctor & a Fat lady
Patient: I have spent 80% of my life’s savings on doctors. Doctor : Why didn’t you come to me earlier? ——————————- A fat lady: (To a health expert). Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness. (more…)
Doctor & Patient – Jokes
Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness. Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order. ——————— Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill. Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet. ——————— Doctor to Patient: Don’t worry about your […]
How Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away!
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘How about a cardboard box?’ ————————————- Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: If you aim it well enough.
Expensive Doctor – Short Jokes
Expensive Doctor “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.” “And did he?” “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.” —————————————————————- Funny Patient “Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.” “Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?” “Yea, I shaved with the […]
The Bath Tub Test….
During a visit to the mental hospital, the press reporter asked the Director ‘How do You determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the Hospital.’ ‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we give a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the Bathtub.’ […]