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Our Marriage Experiences – Very Funny

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. ~ Milton Berle “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ […]

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Types of Wives – Computerized

CD-ROM WIFE  She is always faster and faster. EMAIL WIFE  Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . HARD DISK WIFE  She remembers everything, FOREVER   INTERNET WIFE  Difficult to access   MULTIMEDIA WIFE  She make horrible thing look beautiful SCREENSAVER WIFE She is good for nothing but at least she is fun RAM […]

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Why Some Men Have Dogs?

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]

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Chemical analysis of a Women Finally – an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man! Element: Woman Symbol: WO+ Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 – 200 kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up. […]

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Financial planning- Man or Woman who is better?

Omer was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.   When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.   One evening, at an investment meeting, […]

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Why Boys are always Mistreated?

When a Girl Cries —  The World “Consoles” her But when a boy cries — They say Come on man don’t be A “Girl” If A Girl slaps a Boy — Definitely the Boy would have “done something” If Boy Slaps a girl — Idiot doesn’t know how to “Respect Ladies”. If a Girl is […]

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