Attorney and lawyer jokes How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? •How many can you afford? •Three – one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company. ———————————- What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great […]
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The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: “I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client’s defense.” The judge asked, “What new evidence could you have?” The lawyer replied, “My client has an extra $5,000, […]