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How Do You Define…… – Hilarious

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way […]

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Don’t Miss These Funny One Line Jokes

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. ——————————- Everyone has problems, some are just better at hiding them. ——————————- If we did all the things that we are capable of doing, we would literally […]

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10 True & Funny Quotes of Life

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.  A problem is merely opportunity disguised. Desires are challenging to overcome and impossible to satiate. It is always much safer to follow than to lead. Nothing is definite except history and even that is subject to interpretation. Real life is just so unlike theory. You can see […]

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Hilarious Quotes – Enjoy

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s […]

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Very Funny Quotes

Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isn’t right, it isnt the end. To learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want […]

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One Liners – Funny Quotes

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. Behind every successful man […]

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Funny & True Quotes

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.  It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until […]

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14 Funny & Interesting Quotes

The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.. One thing you can give and still keep…is your word. You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself. If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished. One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time. Ideas won’t work unless ‘ You’ do. Your […]

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