Archive | Funny Quotes


Can You Answer These Questions?

Q1. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Q2. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?  Q3. How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?  Q4. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Q5. Why, in winter, do […]

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12 Double Meaning Quotes – Very Funny

Advertisement In a Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight…. One Lung At A Time!  ———————- On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.  ———————-  My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…. He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. ———————- Sign In Driving School: If […]

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9 Amazing Life Quotes

Life is similar to the sport of Boxing. Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down; It is declared when you refuse to ‘Get Up’!  —————— Everything is valuable only at TWO times: 1. Before getting it; and 2. After losing it !! —————— Two things bring Happiness & Success in life: 1. The way […]

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14 Funny Quotes – Enjoy

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part […]

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10 Funny WHYs !!

Why, Why, Why we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance. Why do they use sterilized needles […]

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Motivational Quotes of the Day

Don’t lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet your expectations.  —————————- A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.  —————————-  Stuck in a difficult problem? Now is your chance to shine. Pick yourself up, […]

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Stupid sayings by Famous people

“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” –Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina —————————– “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I […]

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Great Motivational Quotes

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” ——————————- “Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.” ——————————- Life is short, don’t waste time worrying about what people think of you, hold on to the […]

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