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Funny & Meaningful Quotes – Enjoy

A famous quote written at Bus stand “Only bus stops here, not time. So don’t waste your time. Keep moving with your duties” ———————— Real time signboard outside an Undertaker in England “People die for our services” ———————— In India, parents say “Study well or you won’t get a job” In USA, parents say “Study […]

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Bill Clinton and Hillary – Joke

One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas. As it turns out, the owner of the gas station was Hillary’s old high school boyfriend. They […]

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Too much Speeding

  A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain””Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.””But, officer, I just wanted to say””And I said to keep quiet! […]

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Funny Marriage Quotes

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! ————————– Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ————————– Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. ————————– I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two […]

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4 Short and Lovely Jokes

A Foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking, but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her Lips are Closed. ——————————– Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still Faster ?? Tell  her NOT to tell ANY ONE. ——————————– Let us be generous […]

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The Ideal Husband??

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.  A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.He told […]

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New Company Policy – Hilarious

NEW COMPANY POLICY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, […]

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Remembering the Olden days – Short Joke

Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it “yesterday once more”. They decided to meet on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed […]

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Can’t Sell Then Eat Shit !!!

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the  first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.  Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. “Madam, if I could not clean […]

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