MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies more.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKEN: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
Good ones!!!! A few (Committee, inflation, tomorrow) are part of Murphy’s Laws.
But the best part, frankly, is the Reader’s/Viewer’s Comments. Ian, yes. Good!
Ashif – changing his mind so soon is the best part! (And on his own!!!)
Mubarak seems to have given an original!
And Madoo12 is so honest, and “sweet”
Thank you Sana! (And you all, too!)
Great… good definitions .. especially YAWN and ADULT. I would certainly love to add one more.
Politicians : A person who promises to build a bridge even where there is no river.
POLITICIAN
Good one, Ian !
Not so funny!
I’ve changed my mind!
some definitions are truly funny!
lol.
Funny lines by Ashif 🙂
Toyota is the unfortunate Vehicle you have to buy`~`
I liked the committee one most
Dear Madoo, do you make committees 🙂
of course not, I’m one of the least organized people in the world