Money isn’t everything!

Money can buy a House…………But not a Home

Money can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep
Money can buy a Clock…………But not Time
Money can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge
Money can buy you Medicine…….But not Health

So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money……….

And I will suffer for you.

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257 Responses to Money isn’t everything!

  1. Noha M. Sobh April 15, 2014 at 4:38 PM #

    Well, but i used to suffer my dear Sara, and could bear more, just send me all what you have 😀

    • andrio June 8, 2014 at 12:15 PM #

      Dear Sara

      Thanks for your every message.

      As this jokes : You suffered for my me…… But not money.hahahahah

    • Rauf Ahmed Khan August 8, 2014 at 4:39 PM #

      Sara u r welcome, just name the amount !!!!

  2. khadija ibrahim March 10, 2014 at 2:00 AM #

    Hi Sara u’re such a good friend, I’m taking side with Sankaran. Thanks, appreciate ur effort

  3. Abba December 24, 2013 at 12:57 PM #

    I really appreciate your concern and I thank you very much for being there for me. However, it will amount to selfishness if I allow you to suffer on my behalf, more especially that the suffering is self afflicted because I acquired the money myself.

  4. Sankaran September 5, 2013 at 10:13 PM #

    I am moved! You are very right material possessions do not bring what they promise. Alas, I found this out spending my money so let’s make the deal not in cash but in kind. I will give you the book, give me knowledge, for the clock, time, for the bed, some sleep if not more. At the end we might end up making a home in the house and live happily ever after now that we both have had what we lacked!

    • khadija ibrahim March 10, 2014 at 1:42 AM #

      Sara I like u so much as friends need be, however I love Sankaran’s response to ” Money is’nt everything” Its such a good idea, superb

  5. omar August 17, 2013 at 12:31 AM #

    no Sara i will not send you my money it is dear to me besides i like suffering

    • Ali - Admin August 21, 2013 at 2:59 PM #


  6. pervaiz August 7, 2013 at 9:17 PM #

    Is love , association, affiliation matters foer which there is no alternatives
    dear Sara

  7. Dorothy August 7, 2013 at 11:03 AM #

    Hi!!! Sarah but no I will not send you all my money. How will that take away my pain and it will be given to you? That will cause pain to us both lol!!! Also I don’t know you nor have I ever seen you sorry but the only way I will give all mines is in LOVE and [email protected]

  8. Umair June 17, 2013 at 1:23 PM #

    Sara u r my dear friend i dont want u to suffer for me. give me ur money nd i l suffer for u.

    • raghavendra reddy s. n July 17, 2013 at 5:12 PM #

      ok fst give me your all money to me,i will als suffer for u..ha ah aha

      • Ali - Admin July 18, 2013 at 12:15 PM #


        • Umair August 13, 2013 at 11:16 AM #

          ok sure as u wish give me ur account detail nd l send t to u 🙂

  9. Sami May 13, 2013 at 12:00 PM #

    Sara if i have the permission to HUG you then you take all my money ok !

  10. Parwez May 6, 2013 at 12:51 PM #

    Dear Sara, Thanks for sharing your beautiful thoughts, while serving the community one should alwasys be generous enough to offord every possible problems.


  11. isam mohammad elhag May 3, 2013 at 9:44 AM #

    Hi SARA I do not want my dear friend to suffer for me .. so I will accept all YOUR money and SAFE you from suffering .

  12. Sheikh Javed Hussain April 17, 2013 at 1:40 PM #

    Anything for you SARA. Thankyou for all your Jokes. Really enjoyed them.

  13. k April 2, 2013 at 2:45 PM #

    Thanks Sara,not to worry anyway,let me enjoy my money and forget the other side of it,i will always pray for the best.

  14. mohamedthameem March 29, 2013 at 2:46 PM #

    Hi sara thanks for ur messages, its very funny,informative etc etc. When ever ur msgs drops in my inbox, I read it and push to my folder call sara. Now coming to the topic of money, U know sara in todays generation, People started giving more value for money than human being.I know its not everything and b cos of this i am facing suffering and pain…but still living with this pain…..if u feel pain which u cant handle, then give me chance to handle……i will handle your money !

    • Ali - Admin March 30, 2013 at 10:04 AM #

      No thanks. I will handle my pain. 🙂

  15. ALMOATAZ March 22, 2013 at 3:25 PM #


  16. aije March 20, 2013 at 6:44 PM #

    sara,dear, i won’t give u my money ‘cos
    1. i know how not to let my money be problem to me
    2. i wouldn.t like to transfer my problem to u ‘cos u’re my friend
    3. money anewereth all things, according to de bible
    sara, tnx for ralways brightening my day

  17. imran March 14, 2013 at 3:45 AM #

    I am a real friend too, how can I be so selfish that i transfer all my sufferings to my best friend, but yes will do so with my enemy:)


  18. Syed Meraj Ahmed March 12, 2013 at 3:03 PM #

    Dear Sara,
    Give me your ATM Card and Password, I will return it after transfer money to your account.
    Thank for your support and best regards.

    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 3:19 PM #

      Welcome Meraj.

  19. mohammed March 12, 2013 at 12:29 PM #

    hi sara
    send me your account No.

    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 3:20 PM #

      911 🙂

  20. Ahmed March 5, 2013 at 4:58 PM #

    Dear Sara .,,

    Thanks for you kind jokes. I hope u r also interesting in u r life.

    Thanks Regards.


    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 7:36 PM #

      I am kind of Enigmatic.
      I try to enjoy every moment of life.
      And thank God for all that I have.

  21. azhu March 4, 2013 at 1:00 PM #


    you opened my eyes.. take all my money..

  22. Jaan mohammed March 4, 2013 at 11:40 AM #

    yes sara u r correct that why i already gave my money to super market,petrol pump,my parents and to the school of my daughter so now i dont have any money to give u sorry for that . 🙂

    • Ali - Admin March 18, 2013 at 3:05 PM #

      No probs 🙂

  23. rashid March 3, 2013 at 12:18 AM #

    Your jokes are quite old and passe. I knew them all since the first time I became a member and read your first one. Can you at least send something that is new? or at least something you can call a Joke!

    • Ali - Admin March 18, 2013 at 3:11 PM #

      Thanks for the compliments Rashid. It seems you are a well read man.
      If you have something new please share with us.
      By the way, how long are you subscribed with our site?

      • rashid March 18, 2013 at 10:49 PM #

        Guess early this year.

        Here’s one for you:

        There’s this greatest salesman in the world. He’s so great that whenever he’s hired in one company, he sells all the products in just a day! So the following day, he doesn’t have anything to sell and he’s out of job since there’s nothing to sell. So, he goes from one company to another and the same thing happens. So he became sad and guilty and he’s so bored of life that he decided there’s nothing for him in this world except to take his own life. He went up a building and about to jump when people in the street saw him about to jump. They called a priest and the priest went up to talk to him. Suddenly, all the people in the street saw the priest jump first! Alas, he persuaded the priest to jump first. That’s how good he is in salestalk.

        Hope you like it..

  24. dom john March 3, 2013 at 12:07 AM #

    k lol sara . i can offer my all money .because my pocket is empty…………

  25. abimbola February 13, 2013 at 2:56 AM #

    Thank you for being there, but I am sorry, I cant allow you to suffer just because of money I would rather seek help from supreme being. Thank you

  26. mostafa February 9, 2013 at 7:14 PM #

    my wife & kids didnt leave any money to me !!
    trust me only debts .
    if you want to share some loans & car installement, visa , master cards ….
    you are most welcome.

  27. alawad o.alawad February 4, 2013 at 3:23 PM #

    you are my friend, I dont want you to suffer,
    sorry I willnt accept your offer

  28. Abdul Sukur February 3, 2013 at 3:21 PM #

    Very smart but I would rather keep the money and suffer !

  29. Koko January 30, 2013 at 3:59 PM #

    Dear Sara,
    I like your thought, but money is a solution to some psychological problems, if you take away all the money there may be some problems that you willl not be able to solve. However, I like your courage to suffer for all, keep going please.

  30. Lyn January 30, 2013 at 1:45 PM #

    I do believe so many people would like to pass on that suffering to you. If you have a lot of suffering I can be a firend to you too and spear an extra pocket to take on some of those sufferings… 🙂 it was a delightful and insightful quote… keep it flowing.

    • Ali - Admin February 3, 2013 at 7:44 PM #

      Sure Lyn.

  31. Yousif Salih January 14, 2013 at 3:12 PM #

    I am not selfish enough to make others suffer instead of me.

  32. ehims January 13, 2013 at 11:51 PM #

    My money eh! i don’t think so, as my good friend who feels for me- i will keep the money to save you from carrying my suffering, thank you for your concern, but you could send yours no problem.

  33. kamal January 12, 2013 at 8:09 PM #

    Hello sara Yes you can take all my money but for this you have to come to my house meet my parents my children have nice time with all my family members, regards , Kamal

  34. lamis January 8, 2013 at 8:15 PM #

    I prefer to support my pain
    thank you my friend for your suggest to share me my pain
    but if the situation is reversed so how can I pay for …

  35. hossein January 5, 2013 at 7:36 PM #

    hi i am not a rich person but if i was i would give all my money to because your text was really effective….i changed my mindset about money

  36. SHUAIB K.O December 18, 2012 at 11:56 AM #

    Oh what a friend! Sara, U have just demonstrated that U r a true friend indeed,however, as your friend too I would not like U to suffer either so,let me keep all that I have got while I keep U safe from all troubles. Sara,U see how much more I love U.

  37. Salamatu ahmed December 14, 2012 at 1:27 PM #

    Hmmmmmm alright you can have all the money as you want

  38. Rafiq Ahmed December 1, 2012 at 12:29 PM #

    Hi Sara,

    Thanks for your readiness to accept all my worries. Here I transferred all my money to you but I don’t want to transfer all my worries to you. Be a happy life/


  39. Shalom November 30, 2012 at 12:02 PM #

    Oh sara, its really a perfect thought that all human understand. Thanks so much

  40. Princess November 30, 2012 at 1:51 AM #

    Sure 🙂 .. I will give u all money .. wanna rest only .. 🙁

  41. jamil November 21, 2012 at 10:52 PM #

    Hello SARA
    Many thanks
    Sorry for the money but welcome for any funny news

    • Ali - Admin November 23, 2012 at 12:10 AM #

      Sure 🙂

  42. habiballah November 19, 2012 at 3:57 PM #

    hi sara i do like and i do enjoy your massages -wisdoms in english – i feel it and i experience it in my life life
    i appriate your effort .

  43. Roderick November 18, 2012 at 12:33 AM #

    I have no money!!

  44. abdo November 14, 2012 at 3:05 PM #

    dear sara
    good morning
    thanks a lot for yr kind messeges.
    me & my money all for you,,,,,,,,,,

  45. zubeida pary November 14, 2012 at 12:05 PM #

    thanks for caring…..but i dont want my sweet friend to suffer wd my money…so i wont send…:-)))

  46. Rabiu D Abubakar November 12, 2012 at 9:57 PM #

    Money is a two side sword. You have it, you have a problem. You don’t have it, you have a problem. I wouldn’t want to give you any problem.

  47. SHANE November 11, 2012 at 1:44 PM #

    Good idea, but I can do that even better.
    So let me help you rather.
    have fun

  48. Aatif November 1, 2012 at 8:02 AM #

    Hi Dear Sara…

    Thankx for caring my good friend….For me friendship, love,care and sincerity is money…..so i am ready to send you all this 🙂

    take care
    Have a nice day.

  49. Adamu October 31, 2012 at 11:41 AM #

    Well, I agree that money is not everything, but it sure feels so when you don’t have it!

  50. naeem akhtar October 30, 2012 at 11:28 PM #

    i solve ur problem do u like this offer from me.and thanks