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Money isn’t everything!

By on June 9, 2017 in ar, Funny photos, Jokes

Money can buy a House…………But not a Home

Money can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep
Money can buy a Clock…………But not Time
Money can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge
Money can buy you Medicine…….But not Health

So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money……….

And I will suffer for you.

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257 Responses to Money isn’t everything!

  1. Seth Tusahbe October 29, 2012 at 1:41 PM #

    Dear Sara,

    Thanks for caring my friend,i would like to Invite you to come and join me so that we share the sufering and joys of money because I can’t stand to know that you are suffering a lone.

    impetiantlly waiting for you.

  2. yousef abdullah October 27, 2012 at 12:24 PM #

    I have no pain and am not suffering!…. Thanks God, I have no money

  3. ABDUL MAJEED October 25, 2012 at 2:48 PM #

    I am a muslim and it is a part of my strong belief that nobody should suffer because of any act of mine; rather I should try my best to reduce the suffering of others as much as possible. So I offer you to share your sufferings with me as much as you can.
    BR
    majeed

  4. Malalai October 23, 2012 at 12:20 PM #

    Thanks for paying that much attention to me! but i want handle it alone,thanks once again dear! 🙂

  5. FaGe October 17, 2012 at 11:40 AM #

    Since you are a friend, let me help you with some advice……

    If there is no House…there’s no home
    If there’s no medicine…there’s no Health

    Some come to reality honey…
    this world will not let you survive without money.

  6. Munira October 17, 2012 at 11:39 AM #

    That’s such a cute way of saying that u need my money.. 🙂
    The joke is taken in the spirit that it was received.
    Have a lovely day.

  7. mohammed October 15, 2012 at 1:33 PM #

    Hi Sara,
    So nice of you and so caring, of-cource you are a real friend, now it is our
    duty to share all good and bad togather !!!

  8. Kashif October 15, 2012 at 11:45 AM #

    Hi Sara, Please get your answer as follows:

    Money can buy a House…………But not a Home
    * But I need to buy a Furniture & related stuffs.

    Money can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep
    *I need to buy good bed set also with some room spray.

    Money can buy a Clock…………But not Time
    *Buy the double Analogue watch, So you will not bound on 1 time.

    Money can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge
    *I need to a Car, Pen, along to get the knowledge.

    Money can buy you Medicine…….But not Health
    *I need to buy a Fresh Fruits, which recover my health faster.

    And as you said you are my friend, So I don’t want to see my friend as the same
    suffering.

    Thank you

  9. arif October 15, 2012 at 11:44 AM #

    Dear Sara

    I love you because you wish to suffer due to me, realy I don’t want, instead of you suffering for me, I wish to help you, I wish to suffer for you,

    Please………….
    send your money to me.

  10. ahmad October 12, 2012 at 12:37 AM #

    hi sara , are you crazy for money ? money is nothing but money is everything. eg; you have lote of time with out money you cant enjoy the time, you have health but no money ,you cant malke a happy life with out ” him ” . you have good knoledge but you cant use it propperly with out ” him ” etc etc …. so is the king in this world .pkey ?

  11. Maestro October 10, 2012 at 12:45 PM #

    Oh Sara, You are so nice and kindhearted. How can I let you suffer my dear? I can’t and won’t. But, I am always ready to suffer for you. Shall I send you my account number?

  12. Subir Bhattacherjee October 8, 2012 at 3:12 PM #

    i think money is nothing but problem and i do believe that problem can’t be transfer to near & dear ones. sorry, sara, my dear, i have no savings……………………………………

  13. gwimi October 5, 2012 at 4:36 PM #

    Good to know you could suffer for me. I will send part of my money to you.

  14. SF NOOR October 3, 2012 at 5:14 PM #

    Dear Sara,
    That was a beautiful, helpful, genuinely sincere offer coming from a true friend. But, I prefer suffering myself rather than seeing you suffer because you have shown me such noble comradeship and willing to die for me too. How could I make you torment yourself on my account? I don’t have the heart to see my wonderful friend shoulder the burdens of my pains on my behalf. How could I ever thank you? I really have found a true friend in you Sarah. May God bless you.
    Faridah

  15. Zafar Alam October 3, 2012 at 10:38 AM #

    Actually one needs to understand the theme of statements.Basically,it’s the craze or chase for money & it’s mode of amassing wealth.Illgotten money shall never bring positive effects on life.So,money is an essential requirement of life which is maintained to a modest level & side by side Charity is also made as a habit.
    That’s how I,ll sum up.
    Zafar Alam

  16. Mustapha October 1, 2012 at 2:14 AM #

    How much do you want ? as i believe you may not be able to handle all my money.

  17. Nimat September 28, 2012 at 3:43 PM #

    Thanks dear friend.But no.

  18. Dear September 24, 2012 at 7:10 PM #

    I dont want anybody to suffer for me , I will suffer 4 you just give me ur money. If u want to ready suffer ask from mahinda rajapaksha who has lot of money and presently is really suffering

  19. Abiodun A. September 24, 2012 at 12:31 AM #

    You are good friend but as a friend to you, give me your money and let me suffer for you. But, it is only God that can do that for us. Thank you Sara.

  20. Khalid September 14, 2012 at 5:47 PM #

    The best money i’ll send to you is to ask Allah to forgive you and for your to have a tongue which repents all the time as we know for sure that our wealth and prosperity will increase with a lot of Istigfar. Make your tongue wet with more repentence then you will get more money and also property. Evidence is Surat Nouh

  21. Abid Faraz September 6, 2012 at 12:14 PM #

    i have home, sleep, time, knowledge, health, but no Money.
    GOD BLESS YOU

  22. rahma September 1, 2012 at 6:15 PM #

    thanks, sara you are really a good friend but i must be that too so, let me keep my money with me and you be saved

  23. Osama August 27, 2012 at 2:38 PM #

    Real friend does not accept conveying his pain to his friends. I’m also not going to tell you how much I suffer. I’ll afford it alone and keep you pleased.

  24. aleem August 26, 2012 at 11:16 AM #

    Thank you for your message and advice well is very glad to give a share to you.

  25. Mabrook August 24, 2012 at 10:58 PM #

    What are you going to do with the money sent to you ?

  26. MOHAMED August 24, 2012 at 1:04 PM #

    SARA, I will be the first to give everything to you,but are you ready to take?

  27. MohamedRafiq Dadani August 24, 2012 at 11:51 AM #

    Oh Sara, you are a true friend. But how can I let YOU suffer. Bcos if you suffer than I will suffer. So let me suffer alone. God Bless You.

  28. Mohamed Rady August 22, 2012 at 8:31 PM #

    Just send to me your account number and i will transfer all of the money to your bank account 🙂 Any More

  29. Muhammad Ali August 21, 2012 at 7:52 PM #

    Loving Sara,
    Hope you’ll enjoying Eid holidays. Eid Mubarak.
    I can give you my pity and feelings but money ok as you said not the solutions of all things but madam it is the need for the basic life. so I can help up to some extend but sorry can’t give U all my money, and if you don’t need any money please send it to me. I’ll thankful for this act of kindness with me.

    Thank & Regards,
    Muhammad Ali

    • Sara - Admin August 25, 2012 at 8:20 PM #

      Eid Mubarak to you Muhammad.

  30. Lloyd Chingwalu August 12, 2012 at 6:16 AM #

    MONEY CAN GET YOU ASTRAY, DO YOU WANT TO BE STRAY? IF THE ANSWER IS YES, I WIL
    L SEND YOU BUT IF ITS NO, I WONT

  31. Lloyd Chingwalu August 11, 2012 at 11:09 PM #

    Indeed the one you love, you intend to share problems. I WILL SEND ALL MY MONEY AND GOODS TO YOU. MY SURVIVAL WILL DEPEND ON YOU SINCE WE ARE NOT ONLY FRIE BUT LOVED ONES.

  32. Jamal Aryouby August 11, 2012 at 1:02 PM #

    For me love, true friendship and kindness means money, so surely i will send you all my money to you.

  33. Gilchrist Rajasuriar August 8, 2012 at 12:11 PM #

    In my country, people kill for money, since U are my pal, I will kill U for free!!
    How’s that 4 money ?

  34. psrvez Alam August 8, 2012 at 11:58 AM #

    Sara! Your stories are very fantastic and also feelable but tell me what type of money i can give you to avoid suffering so better you left me to bear my suffer myself. Regards

  35. ibrahim G August 2, 2012 at 12:17 PM #

    Since money is the cause and solution of all this WAHALA please send me your bank particulars and i shall post all my money (WAHALA) to you. Seriously waiting.

  36. Mahmoud July 31, 2012 at 1:26 AM #

    Dear friend,
    I so much cherish our friendship, and I don’t want to see you suffer . I am ready to take the pain for your sake. For the sake of our friendship send me all your money let me suffer your pains and will be glad to see you live a life without stress.

  37. abdurrazaq July 30, 2012 at 7:58 PM #

    When money can’t give me the things I need, I have no use for it. You’re welcomed, you can have all of it. Am that generous! I know you can handle it.KEEP THE GOOD WORK!

  38. Abdul Khaliq July 20, 2012 at 1:01 PM #

    Dear Sara,
    Wonderful, people always try to earn money by hook & crok and when they get they try to protect it till their whole life & passed by leaving it for others. One should get money which should be for necessities & not for luxuries. Keep posting such good things for consumption to all friends.

  39. SIDDIQUE July 19, 2012 at 12:03 PM #

    THANKS A LITTLE SARA I THINK YOUR HEART LIKE AS A SMALL PENNY OF MY MONY I CA,T SPEND YOU BECAUSE YOU MY ASSETS IN MY FRIENDS SOME TIME LITTLE FRIENDS BIG SHARE MOST HEAVY PROBLEMS

  40. Aloo2 July 16, 2012 at 1:39 PM #

    Someone took my money by steeling them,,suffering will follow
    Now ,,do you like the rest in cash ?? or by C.Card ???
    Let me know
    Note—my advise is do not reply

  41. Noorah July 14, 2012 at 10:57 AM #

    Can I buy you from my money Sara.. My friend…

  42. zezo July 10, 2012 at 7:09 PM #

    thanks for u sara for your feeling and because you are my friend i will not let you suffering from pain so i will not give you the money

  43. Abubaker Suleiman July 10, 2012 at 12:19 PM #

    Dear /Sara
    Darling Sara (if I may say) you can have even my soul not just my money, you just ask at any time because you are wellcome any time and let us keep in touch because you are a great friend with big heart can hold every one.
    Thank you

  44. PRASAD HRR July 7, 2012 at 12:09 PM #

    Money is the root of all the Evils., As I like you & love you so much I do not want you to suffer as such I do not send you the money which I don’t have

    have hilarious day

    your lovely friend

    Prasad

  45. Rehima July 5, 2012 at 2:51 PM #

    Haha… am happy to share you my pain and suffering so i will give you some of my money not all.

  46. attawahdan July 2, 2012 at 11:39 AM #

    I will send you my love and my kindness not my money .

  47. Sonah June 29, 2012 at 4:32 PM #

    Sarah,
    your stories are generally great and even if funny,somewhere has a value-based lesson to offer.Well let usay what others have alreay said. Money is a good servant, but a bad master. If you allow it to rule on you, then you certainly lose y sleep,your peace, and all human virtues.Your life becomes hell.Man earns money and should control the money as well. It is also important that you earn through fair means, and spend it in areas that promote human well being, including your own. You are master of what you give and share with magnanimity, and humility. Then you would have restored your health, happiness and ,make a heaven of your life. One secret. The money will also grow in geometric progression.

  48. Kishor June 29, 2012 at 1:41 PM #

    How can I give you pain and suffering, Sara? You brighten my day in the morning and I want you to continue.

  49. abid June 29, 2012 at 12:18 PM #

    i do ‘nt want others to suffer on my my behalf. i am a volunteer to to relieve u of ur sufferings and pain , u might be going through. after all what are friends for ? have a nice day.

  50. Shakeel June 25, 2012 at 11:51 AM #

    Thank You Sara, You are Great. as you are my friend , I don’t want to give you pain and suffering, let me suffer alone , Stay with out problem, Thank you.

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