Table Manners – Sameer Jokes

Table Manners – Sameer Jokes

One day, Faisal and Sameer went to a hotel for lunch. As soon as the waiteress placed a large sandwich cut into two, Sameer quickly picked out the bigger half for himself.

Faisal wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”

Sameer: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”

Faisal: “The smaller piece, of course.”

Sameer: “What are you crying about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”

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What to feed the Sheep?

Once there was a shepherd who had a few sheep with him. One day someone came to the shepherd and him: “What do you use to feed your sheep?”

“Well, I give them grass, hay & stuff like that. Why?”

“Because I am an Animal Rights Activist and I think you don’t feed them like you should, they shouldn’t eat wastes.”

Then he fined the shepherd.

Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The shepherd answered: “Well, I feed them very well. I give them corn, barley, wheat, and oats…why?”

“Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your sheep like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”

And he fined the shepherd.

Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant shepherd answered after a few minutes: “Well, I give 2 dollars to each sheep so they can buy whatever they want.”