Your wife loves this – Joke 1
Even though it was raining heavily and there was a thunder & lightening outside, I went half a kilometer to the nearest McDonalds & asked for 4 chicken burgers.
The man at the counter told me “Your wife must like Chicken burgers,” he said.
“How do you know these are for my wife?” I asked.
“Because your mother wouldn’t send you out in weather like this.”
Only Once is Enough – Joke 2
During a heartfelt chat with her friend about spouses, my wife sighed and said, “You know, if something happened to John, I don’t think I could ever marry again.”
Her friend nodded sympathetically. “I know what you mean,” she said. “Once is enough.”