Husband And Wife Hilarious Jokes To Make You Day !!

JOKE #1

Boss hangs a poster in Office
“I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET”
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
“Your  wife called, she wants her poster back home.”

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JOKE #2

In New York, a man was watching a movie at home.
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!!
Don’t go inside the church its a trap!!
Wife: what are u watching?
Man: our wedding DVD !

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JOKE #3

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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JOKE #4

Husband: Today is Sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for Your parents.

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JOKE #5

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

“An Idea, That Can Change Your Wife”
While real word was(life).