5 Husband & Wife Hilarious Jokes From Saudi Arabia!!

arguing_cartoonJoke 1 (Scene from a Jeddah home)

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Joke 2 (Scene from a Saudi School)

A newly engaged man goes in the Library and asks the female librarian: ” Ma’am, I want the book something like Master of My Woman.”
The librarian says: ” Our fiction and fantasy books are in the basement.”

Joke 3 (Saudi Sheikh) 

A woman’s burial services were being attended by relatives in a local cemetery. Suddenly the rain started with a loud thunder of clouds.
The husband looked at the crowd and calmly said, “Well, she’s there.”

Joke 4 (Scene from Saudi Home) 

Husband: ” I found Aladdin’s lamp today! ”
Wife: “Wow, What did you ask for?, Darling”
Husband: “I asked him to increase your brain 10 times”
Wife: Oh! Darling, Love you so much!! Did he do that?
Husband: “He laughed and said, multiplication doesn’t apply on zero ! “

Joke 5 (A Saudi Lawyer)

Man: “I want a divorce, My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months”
Lawyer: “Better, Think it over, wives like that are hard to get!”


4 Responses to 5 Husband & Wife Hilarious Jokes From Saudi Arabia!!

  1. kvkarunakaran October 12, 2015 at 12:40 AM #


  2. Sridharan October 11, 2015 at 12:12 PM #


  3. Syed A K Ahmed October 11, 2015 at 3:13 AM #

    Ha Ha Haa for joke 5

  4. sharif123 October 10, 2015 at 12:29 PM #

    Difficult to select the best one but my vote goes to joke#4