11 Hilarious Quotes To Make Your Day !

#1
All my life I thought air was free…
Until I bought a bag of chips

#2
Definition of Poor
When you have too much month at the end of your money

#3
Employee: I need a six month vacation… Twice a year !

#4
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

#5
When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said.

#6
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful Monkey.

#7
Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops

#8
I won’t be impressed with Technology until I can download Food.

#9
Common sense is like Deodorant. The People who need it most never use it.

#10
Daer Egnilsh Tecaher,
As lnog as the frsit and lsat lteter are in the smae palce, you can siltl raed tihs.
Sincerely,
Slpelnig is not taht ipmrontat

#11
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.” So I started doing the same thing to them at Funerals.