Definition of Poor
When you have too much month at the end of your money
Employee: I need a six month vacation… Twice a year !
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful Monkey.
Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops
I won’t be impressed with Technology until I can download Food.
Common sense is like Deodorant. The People who need it most never use it.
Daer Egnilsh Tecaher,
As lnog as the frsit and lsat lteter are in the smae palce, you can siltl raed tihs.
Slpelnig is not taht ipmrontat
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.” So I started doing the same thing to them at Funerals.