6 Very Funny Questions & Answers !

#1
Q: A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
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A:The Pizza,as it’s fast food!

#2
We Pronounce
22 As Twenty Two,
33 As Thirty Three,
44 As Forty Four,
55 As Fifty Five…
Q: Then Why Don’t We Say 11 As Onety One?

#3
Teacher: What Is A Skeleton?
Student: Skeleton is a Person Who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!

#4
Q: What do you call a bee that has come from
America ?
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A: A USB

#5
Teacher To Student: Define Lecturer !
Student: A Lecturer is a person who has a very Bad Habit of speaking When someone is Sleeping.

#6
Husband: What is the difference between Ignorance & self-control?

Wife: When You see mirror & You don’t laugh at yourself, that is “Ignorance”
AND
When I look at you & I don’t laugh, that’s called “Self-control”