Nasruddin struck up a conversation with a stranger.
At one point, he asked, “So how’s business?”
“Great,” the Stranger replied.
“Then could you lend me 10 pounds?”
“No. I don’t know you well enough to lend you money,”.
“That’s really strange,” replied Nasruddin, “Where I used to live, people wouldn’t lend me money because they knew me; and now that I’ve moved here, people won’t lend me money because they don’t know me!“
#2 The Moving Friend
“Nasruddin,” a friend said one day, “I’m moving to another village. Can I have your ring? That way, I will remember you every time I look at it?”
“Well,” replied Nasrudin, “you might lose the ring and then forget about me. How about I don’t give you a ring in the first place—that way, every time that you look at your finger and don’t see a ring, you’ll definitely remember me.”
#3 Are You Asleep?
Nasruddin was lying on his couch with his eyes closed.
His friend went up to him and asked, “Are you asleep?”
“Why do you ask?” Nasruddin replied.
“I was wondering if you could lend me 200 pounds,” said the other.
“Well,” answered Nasruddin, “let’s return to your fist question—‘Am I asleep.’ The answer is yes I am — so leave me alone!“
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Just waisted precious 5 minutes of my life reading this shit
Please tell me, what do you do with your life that not doing it just for five minutes, you feel, your life is wasted? Must be doing some awesome thing!
Wasted*
I like this great trickster very much.
Once Hodja was quarrelling with his wife. It was so fierce that neighbours came to pacify them. The neighbours took them to their home and offered tea and pacified them. After sometime they returned back, But again they started quarrelling and wife trying to run away. Nasruddin Hodja told her ” This time go to Ebrahim’s home. His wife makes delicious cake.”
@sharif123
Get a life dude
lol funny ! 🙂