Lucky or Unlucky Husband ?
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side…
You know what Rihana ?”
“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.”
Husband, Wife and TV !
Wife: Is that Bret Lee?
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have an actor brother.
Wife: What about Bruce Lee?
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Punjab.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 80 in 40 balls.
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball..
Husband turns off the TV.
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi’**
Husband: Who is the Saas and who is bahu in it ?
Wife: Your Mother and me. Don’t you dare disturb me!!
The look on Husband’s face: Priceless 😛
** Note: Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi (Meaning: Because a Mother-in-Law was once a Daughter-in-law too) – An Indian drama that run for more than 8 years (more than 1500 episodes), which was stopped airing after the court orders.
What a good knowledge of cricket that wife have.
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Dear Rashidah,
I completely disagree with you. There’s some truth in the fact that women these days are more intelligent than they used to be, but, if you’re a practical person then you can’t fail to see that they keep asking questions like these (may be not 100% the same questions) almost all the time. And these are not humiliating at all. I know lots and lots of women who find these very interesting. Of course, there might be some like you, but then you’re exceptions. And don’t forget, exception proves the rule.
LOL! I see above why women are always targeted for jokes. sike!
Dear Sara,
As much as I enjoyed reading your column, I feel extremely uncomfortable reading your Husband & Wife jokes. Most of the time, it puts the wife down and potrayed her as materialistic! I believe women in these present days are highly intelligent and independent enough to fend themselves!
Your first joke above is so humiliating and so tasteless, its NOT even a joke!! I wish you stop these kind of “jokes” that degrade women.
But we also make jokes on husbands. Moreover jokes need not be truth. You just got to laugh at them and have a good time ! These are not motivational quotes or stories 🙂
Only saas and bahu-poor husband